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In Palinode's Palace: high culture, or what happens when I try to write a serious critical piece
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Tuesday, May 30, 2006. High culture, or what happens when I try to write a serious critical piece. In my last entry detailing a walk through the aisles of Liquidation World, I promised to follow up with a description of my subsequent trip to the MacKenzie Art Gallery to see the works of Dominique Blain. In other words, the high-culture portion of the bloggaberry pie. Can you believe my spellcheck flagged 'blogaberry'? EXT - Day – MacKenzie Gallery Walkway. I live in a condemned bungalow and drive a cab.
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In Palinode's Palace: Ask Palinode
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From what I can gather, human knowledge is incomplete. Therefore you have questions. Questions of all possible kinds, from the moot to the grand, profane to profound, personal to not personal. A sample question may be, What up? Or Why did Wanda Mosher dump you in the ninth grade? Or What was the chief result of the Diet of Worms? Whatever your question, I will answer it. I am not saying. I am writing. But yes. Why are you doing this? Will you provide diagrams, technical illustrations or doodles? Well, lo...
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In Palinode's Palace: the wrong sandwiches
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Thursday, August 31, 2006. Starved lion on rye with hot mustard. Peanut butter and febreeze on white. Grilled cheese and damn. Po' boy po' boy sandwich. Last night on a bun of shame with cheap wine aioli and fries. A scab sandwich on mo;dy bread with a side of warm pus is nice on a cool autumn day. Steak in the heart of downtown sandwich. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). For more information, read about me. Please email me at: palinode @ gmail . com. Subcribe to In Palinode's Palace. The chairs of Con...
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In Palinode's Palace: Insulting The Elements
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A while back I thought I'd insult each element in turn, not even shying away from putting the lanthanoids in their place. Here it is in its entirety. Were you expecting it to be here in someone else's entirety? Killed the dirigible industry. Not a fuel source but an energy carrier. Pathetically clingy around oxygen. Ban it. Helium is fine for balloons and amusing children, but children should not be amused. Children should live in silent, damp terror. Discourage anarchy and outlaw helium now. Carbon thin...
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In Palinode's Palace: on brona
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Wednesday, February 22, 2006. Somehow I can't quite believe that we received this in the mail yesterday. I think my favourite thing about it is the image of the fork and knife delicately nestled in a napkin. Don't worry,. The image says. They'll use cutlery. I couldn't wait to tear it open. Awesome,. I thought. I bet I can adopt an elderly Jew. They'll send me photos, letters filled with gratitude, the works. Dearest Palinode, my name is Lydia Edelstein and I'm downright peckish. 3) Despite living in Ach...
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In Palinode's Palace: high and low without the high
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Thursday, May 25, 2006. High and low without the high. There's a phrase that my friend Craig uses to describe the revulsion and prickly unease that places like Liquidation World or Dollarama engender. Translated directly from idiomatic Spanish, the phrase reads: It gives me thing. Liquidation World on a Tuesday morning may have plenty of goods for 75% off the sticker price, but it gives plenty of thing. Urgently need a palette rack of brand-name candy that failed its test market run? I also found a beard...
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In Palinode's Palace: Palinode around the web for this week
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Wednesday, August 17, 2011. Palinode around the web for this week. Don't be buggin'. I don't even know what buggin' is, but don't be doing it. I've got bits and pieces for you to read and click on and so forth. And if you stick around to the end of the post, there's a nice photo of bananas in it for you. Top 5 Greatest Movie Title Sequences Ever:. For Just 139 Dollars You Can Feed a Hungry George Lucas:. 10 Billion Dollar NASA Study Shows That Space Is Full of Worthless Junk. 8220;It’s unbelievable...
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In Palinode's Palace: Katzen
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Thursday, July 28, 2011. Evening. Darkness over the face of the land. Are there clouds? It's too dark to tell. Schmutzie. And The Palinode relax on the couch, untroubled by darkness.]. Schmutzie: My family has the strangest saying: 'Nervous as a cat.'. Palinode: It makes sense. Schmutzie: But I've never heard anyone else say it. Just my family. [Pause]. Maybe it's from the German. Palinode: I doubt it. They don't have cats in Germany. Schmutzie: [accepting the premise]. But they have the word for cat.
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In Palinode's Palace: Ask Palinode #2: teeth in space and time
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Monday, September 11, 2006. Ask Palinode #2: teeth in space and time. From the depths of Ask Palinode, where the blind fishies flap and the bathyspheres bump, comes a question from someone named Schmutzie. She claims to be my wife, which explains a lot about the last five years. She asks:. How many of your teeth are false? Because, even though I'm married to you, I have never known for sure. That's a good question, Schmutzie. I. When you've smashed your mouth up, keep it closed. The partial denture also ...
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In Palinode's Palace: well hello there
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Sunday, August 21, 2011. Unlikely as it may sound, you've arrived here. But I've changed the locks and moved on! Update your bookmarks or feed readers or whatever else to www.thepalinode.com. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Well, look at you. You're here. That means you've got a personal computer and an internet connection. Is it the twenty-first century already? For more information, read about me. Please email me at: palinode @ gmail . com. Subcribe to In Palinode's Palace. Ask palinode #2: teeth.
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