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How it Ends: Farm Girls
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Monday, October 27, 2008. It had been a really cold morning, and by the time she came over, it hd started warming up. As soon as the sun came through the front windows, so did a herd of probably 100-200 lady bugs. Literally! They were crawling ALL over the windows and the walls, inside and out. I have no idea where they came from, but they were EVERYWHERE within minutes. I just laughed and kept doing what I was doing, and my friend squeamishly commented, "wow, you and Micah sure are farmgirls, eh?
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How it Ends: Really, I have the most glamourous job...
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Friday, December 7, 2007. Really, I have the most glamourous job. When I ask why, he says (from across the room so that every student sitting in the classroom can hear) "Miguel made me laugh to hard and I had an accident." he walks into the classroom with his legs spread far apart. Keep in mind that I teach 6th grade? And that this kid is a pretty big 6th grader. Now, does anyone else have a more glamorous job than me? December 10, 2007 at 6:24 PM. This is Erudite Travel.and I'm that girl. You look so gr...
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How it Ends: October 2008
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Monday, October 27, 2008. It had been a really cold morning, and by the time she came over, it hd started warming up. As soon as the sun came through the front windows, so did a herd of probably 100-200 lady bugs. Literally! They were crawling ALL over the windows and the walls, inside and out. I have no idea where they came from, but they were EVERYWHERE within minutes. I just laughed and kept doing what I was doing, and my friend squeamishly commented, "wow, you and Micah sure are farmgirls, eh? So I'v...
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How it Ends: March 2007
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Wednesday, March 21, 2007. Are YOU ready to join the army? Monday, March 12, 2007. I dreamt that I was housesitting for someone and when I came inside the house, there was a man waiting for me with a knife. He held me at knifepoint and told me that he needed money. Instead of. I need a life. Friday, March 2, 2007. This is what had me. I hadnt read any Strongbad Emails lately, so Im feeling reminicent. This is the email that had me hooked. Thursday, March 1, 2007. 4199 bottle of Inulin (which, FYI, on the...
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How it Ends: June 2007
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Tuesday, June 5, 2007. Yes, I actually did it to day. I didn't do it quite that way. I graciously let my principal know that I will not be returning next year. What a release. I love telling the truth. I'm heading to Seattle on Tuesday and I couldn't be more excited. More to come. I kind of forgot about my blog there for a while. That's how bad it was getting. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile.
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How it Ends: Webkinz
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Saturday, March 21, 2009. So I teach 3rd grade, and I consider myself a pretty empathetic teacher. I feel that I have the ability to, at times, put myself in some size 3 shoes and remember what an 8 year old's life revolves around. But I was not prepared for this incident. My kids are obsessed with Webkinz. I'm so out of shape and my clothes don't fit anymore! Female response: "Yeah, I hate that, there's just never enough time to exercise, is there? Male response: "Then start running.". After that she hu...
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How it Ends: January 2009
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Thursday, January 22, 2009. Happy Birthday, 80's Style. Last week it was Micah's birthday and I decided to throw her a surprise birthday party. (Perhaps I feel a little guilty for never being home! Everyone dressed in their 80's finest, we had Pac-Man Cake and went roller-skating. It was a hit. We all had quite a bit of fun. I'm pretty pleased with the result. They got a little melty.I had to hide them in my car all day! What is it about those bad boys? Wednesday, January 21, 2009. So we tried to make it...
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How it Ends: Long Time
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Friday, October 24, 2008. So I've avoided posting anything because I'm embarrassed that it's been so long since I've posted anything, and it would take me forever to update you all on what has been going on in my life, so I've decided to start fresh today and start posting as if you're all up to date on my life. I really think that is the easiest way that will create the least amount of catch-up anxiety for me. You're back and I'm so excited! October 24, 2008 at 4:18 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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How it Ends: January 2007
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Thursday, January 18, 2007. Ah, the soft glow of illuminated sex. I never did send a proper picture of the leg lamp that I made. This thing was so jimmy-rigged. Inside that paper mache leg is plaster of paris, lentils, a ladle (cupping the heel for support), three shoe horns to support the ankle, and a little batting at the top. It actually works as well. I wired it. After all the messing with it to make it stand up, it looks like the person has a small case of elephantitis in the ankle. Like, if you.
