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MONKEYSAYS
http://monkeysays.blogspot.com/2006/04/support-your-local-sheriff-is-that-all.html
Running wild since The Last Great Extinction / Email here. Wednesday, April 05, 2006. SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SHERIFF. Is that all today sir? The woman at the counter of the local farm/feed store asks, as she points to the 10 lb. pound of dog food I have set on the counter. Yes, that's all," I say. You know we have the bigger bags," she says. I know, " I say, "but I don't have the bigger money today.". But, it's a better buy," she says. That's OK," I say. "This will be fine.". Comments: Post a Comment.
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MONKEYSAYS
http://monkeysays.blogspot.com/2005/06/under-sea-things-and-i-were-spending.html
Running wild since The Last Great Extinction / Email here. Friday, June 10, 2005. The Things and I were spending a lazy Sunday morning watching. Suddenly T2 jumped up and pointed to the screen. That's wrong," she shouted. "That's wrong! I jumped up too, in confusion. I asked. "What's wrong? Look," she shouted. "Look! The ocean floor is not in the sunny zone. The movie is wrong.". I think they call it artistic license," I said. In the sunny zone.". That's different," T2 said. "But it's not wrong.". T1 mad...
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MONKEYSAYS
http://monkeysays.blogspot.com/2006/04/homeland-security-lz-calls-me-at-work.html
Running wild since The Last Great Extinction / Email here. Friday, April 07, 2006. LZ calls me at work. Is it possible that you forgot to lock the door this morning? Hmm," I reply. Not only was it unlocked, it was actually left open a few inches," she says. Um," I say. Do you think you went to work and just left the door wide open? What room are you in? The dining room," LZ replies. Do me a favor," I say, "and walk to the living room.". Look around," I say. "Is our stuff still there? Stuff like that.".
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MONKEYSAYS
http://monkeysays.blogspot.com/2006/03/end-of-dark-ages-did-you-have-centers.html
Running wild since The Last Great Extinction / Email here. Monday, March 13, 2006. THE END OF THE DARK AGES. Did you have Centers when you were in school? And what exactly are Centers? Special places in the room where you can go for Art, Music, Computers and Games, and things," she explained. Well," I said, "we didn't call them Centers, but we had most of those things when I was in school, except computers.". And we had televisions, and phones, of course," I said. Posted by factsunlimited @ 3/13/2006.
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MONKEYSAYS
http://monkeysays.blogspot.com/2005/10/arrest-i-was-sitting-in-conference.html
Running wild since The Last Great Extinction / Email here. Tuesday, October 25, 2005. I was sitting in the conference room. It was quiet. I started to read a magazine. Eventually the police came. "You'll have to come with us," one of them said, almost in a whisper. I didn't resist. They cuffed me and took me away. At the station I was put into a green room with a metal table and three metal chairs. One of them asked. I killed them all," I said. "One after the other. I won't deny it.". Yes," I said. Was i...
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MONKEYSAYS
http://monkeysays.blogspot.com/2005/12/lord-of-fungi-i-joined-club-at-school.html
Running wild since The Last Great Extinction / Email here. Friday, December 02, 2005. LORD OF THE FUNGI. I joined a club at school," T2 said. Really," I said. "I didn't know they had clubs in 1st grade.". This one is at recess only," she said. "It's called the Popular Club.". Who made up the name? Samantha and Sabrina made it up and they asked me Tiffany to join," T2 said. Listen," I said. "I'm glad you're having fun, but there shouldn't be any meanness involved.". She furrowed her brow.
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TOMORROWKNOWS
http://tomorrowknows.blogspot.com/2006/08/augustus-gloop-at-it-again-wis.html
Quick takes on current topics. Email me. Friday, August 18, 2006. AUGUSTUS GLOOP AT IT AGAIN. Wis Man Trapped in Tank of Chocolate. KENOSHA, Wisconsin (AP) - A 21-year-old man was trapped in a tank of chocolate for about two hours early Friday, police said. Capt Randy Berner said the worker said he got into the tank at the Debelis Corp. to unplug it and became trapped waist-deep in the chocolate. Posted by factsunlimited @ 18.8.06. Comments: Post a Comment. What The Monkey Saw.
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TOMORROWKNOWS
http://tomorrowknows.blogspot.com/2006/08/but-he-did-stay-at-holiday-inn-express.html
Quick takes on current topics. Email me. Friday, August 18, 2006. BUT HE DID STAY AT A HOLIDAY INN EXPRESS LAST NIGHT. Links to JonBenet Are Unclear. The teacher arrested in the 1996 slaying says he was with her when she died. Some have doubts. A calm, neatly dressed Karr, appearing at a news conference at a Bangkok, Thailand, detention facility, told reporters he was with the 6-year-old girl when she died. Posted by factsunlimited @ 18.8.06. Comments: Post a Comment. What The Monkey Saw.
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TOMORROWKNOWS
http://tomorrowknows.blogspot.com/2006/11/paper-or-plastic-man-bagged-and-beaten.html
Quick takes on current topics. Email me. Monday, November 27, 2006. Man bagged and beaten unconscious. A 59-year-old Jersey City man was attacked near Journal Square by several men who threw a bag over his head and beat him unconscious, officials said. Posted by factsunlimited @ 27.11.06. Comments: Post a Comment. What The Monkey Saw.
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TOMORROWKNOWS
http://tomorrowknows.blogspot.com/2006/08/q-how-how-was-it-why-it-was-so-hot-i.html
Quick takes on current topics. Email me. Wednesday, August 02, 2006. Q: HOW HOW WAS IT? A: WHY, IT WAS SO HOT I SAW A DOG CHASING A CAT AND THEY WERE BOTH WALKING TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM TO GET TREATMENT FOR HEAT STROKE. Hard to shake big bake. Temps to hit 100. The heat will be on today, as temperatures are predicted to soar past the 100-degree mark - setting the stage for one of the hottest days in New York history. It could even approach the city's all-time high of 106, set back on July 9, 1936.
