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Alien Wombat: March 2006
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Big Gay Day @ the Wickham. Friday, March 10, 2006. This was a review of Big Gay Day - a Brisbane gay pride and dance music event that I covered for a music magazine a few years ago. I kind of like it. For those of you who have been under a rock, Big Gay Day is Brisbane's biggest, gayest day. A summer street party and charity fundraiser in those streets behind the Wickham that anybody with a valley PO box knows so well. BGD may not be mardi gras, but its still a great (Faaaabulous? Some more wiggling got ...
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Alien Wombat: March 2009
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Tuesday, March 17, 2009. Dear bank name comma. In the last few months I have been making service of a bank name visa debit card full stop The product itself is excellent but bank name customer service puts me in mind of being beaten with a dead cat full stop. Nothing ever works the first time full stop. Since I didn apostrophe t know my balance comma she was unable to give me my balance and also unable to reset my pin full stop I apostrophe m not sure if the frustration of this moment is entirely clear h...
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Alien Wombat: December 2009
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When Will White People Stop Making Movies Like Avatar? Thursday, December 24, 2009. It's interesting that Anna Lee seems to associate conquest and the defiling of conquered natives with Caucasians. Specifically the British empire's expansion phase and it's impact on South Africa and North America. Generally not considered to be Caucasian anytime before the 1900s. The Persians? Not Caucasian. The Zulu's and their expansion through the tribes of southern Africa? Not a Caucasian in sight. Pointing the finge...
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Alien Wombat: So what's Drug sex like?
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So what's Drug sex like? Friday, October 1, 2010. You go and buy a bottle of water. You throw a mouthful back and it tastes wrong, sweet, the acid dried saliva washing out of your mouth. You feel that rumble in the base of your belly, you feel your heart starting to pump faster, you can't relax your jaw, one thought burns your brain, "Get me to the fucking dance floor, I hear my train's a’comin.". Fuck how good is this DJ? That guy just did a back flip! God what is this feeling? Pounding on the door?
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Alien Wombat: Dude. You're FUCKED UP.
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Dude Youre FUCKED UP. Monday, December 7, 2009. I remember our German Shepard dragging me away from a billabong full of crocadiles by the diaper. I've seen photos of myself in a backpack, with the sleeping bag and the saucepans, on my mothers back as she abseiled down a waterfall face, leading a tour. Some of my clearest memories are things like the smell of a leather handbag my mother owned. A scene in a movie where the male lead orders the female lead to strip naked and swim. Playing doctor wit...Half ...
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Alien Wombat: January 2010
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Sunday, January 17, 2010. I’d completely forgotten this story until I found it in the archives from the forums. This took place in about 2001/2002 I think. Ben desperately wanted to fuck some chick, and because I happened to be home and not busy when the girl in question told him she would come out, but she would be bringing her friend 'Dee' with her, promptly volunteered me to be his wing man, after reminding me that he'd had to take cold showers 3 days in a row because I'd used all the goddamn hot water.
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Alien Wombat: February 2010
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Give her a kick in the box and tell her to shut the fuck up. Wednesday, February 24, 2010. I'd like to note that some of the people reading this are going to get sand in their vagina's and take my abstract rants as personal attacks. To those people, I'd refer you to some fairly famous Carly Simon lyrics. This song is not about you. But hey, feel free to get sand up your vagina if you feel the need. He's a bad person, if you're friends with him, you can't be friends with us. Interactions with them. Not.
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Alien Wombat: Dude, you're FUCKED UP - pt 2
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Dude, youre FUCKED UP - pt 2. Monday, December 7, 2009. There are a lot more stories that go into why I'm so fucked up. But fundamentally - that night set my path in stone. I was hooked. And while there was fall out from being underage at an event and more fall out from being an idiot teenager in a grownup culture. I never lost the jones for fetish nights after that first addictive taste. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The short version -. The long version - Clicky 1. Forums I go to. Ask a Pervert 4.
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90 Day Henry: February 2008
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I'm going to poop my pants in 90 days. Wednesday, February 13, 2008. Day 0: The Resolve. I suppose I should have used “The Resolution” as my title, but my devotion to art will not allow me to use words that are more appropriate. Those of you who are true artists will understand what I mean. By obfuscating meanings, we hide our mediocrity from the world. I’m as serious as clown shoes on this point. One positive effect of this experience is all of the emotional voyeurism it allowed me to do. There were...
