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Attention Hollywood!: September 2010
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Welcome to Attention Hollywood, a site that contains only the best and most original screenplay ideas! Come with me. I will imagine it for you. Monday, September 27, 2010. Ricky is alone in his room with a computer, which is rectangularly shaped. The very saddest warlock song is playing in the background. Ricky: I’ve got to believe I’m doing the right thing. I will not. Ricky looks at his computer with those eyes of his.). Computer: (hard drive whirring). I change my mind! TWO THOUSAND YEARS LATER. Sherl...
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Aziz Ansari Is A Fucking Badass: May 2006
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Aziz Ansari Is A Fucking Badass. I am dead serious about this. Tuesday, May 30, 2006. What If Aziz Were President? I have been in a voluntary coma. What else has been going on? Well it should be obvious people. . The else is this Aziz entry right here. Yes. I am going to answer another Aziz question. Please read as follows:. Yes That is right. What if Aziz wasn't working for the president but hey. Listen. What if Aziz WAS the president? I mean fuck. Can you even imagine it? How the world would change?
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Aziz Ansari Is A Fucking Badass: November 2005
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Aziz Ansari Is A Fucking Badass. I am dead serious about this. Tuesday, November 08, 2005. Aziz's Biker Fans and His Quick Thought on the Louis XIV. I ain't dancing that political samba bullshit. That shit's for Louis the XIV, AKA the fucking Sun King. Then maybe he wads up the diesel scented letter and one-hands it into his wastebasket from like ten yards away. Posted by Prince Fontaine. Links to this post. Seattle, WA, United States. View my complete profile. The Fucking Badass Himself.
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Attention Hollywood!: Thine Football Dreams on the Sunrise of Reality
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Welcome to Attention Hollywood, a site that contains only the best and most original screenplay ideas! Come with me. I will imagine it for you. Friday, January 09, 2009. Thine Football Dreams on the Sunrise of Reality. Tom: So. State champions, huh? Ritchie: Yeah, I guess so. I don’t feel any different. Tom: But you are different, Ritchie. You’re different than all of us. You’ve got this amazing gift and you’re going to go pro. The whole town knows. And woah-boy! Tom: Geez, Tom. What is it? Tom: Hey....
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Attention Hollywood!: May 2008
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Welcome to Attention Hollywood, a site that contains only the best and most original screenplay ideas! Come with me. I will imagine it for you. Wednesday, May 28, 2008. 1 Million A.D. Welcome to kindergarten, homo-sapiens. Time for your Liquid Lesson! I’m going to be smart now! That’s right, Allison. Boys and Girls, if this is your first time drinking a Liquid Lesson, don’t worry. They’re just drinks that program the neurons in your brain to learn whatever we want you to learn. What is it this time, Todd?
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Attention Hollywood!: Piano Played
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Welcome to Attention Hollywood, a site that contains only the best and most original screenplay ideas! Come with me. I will imagine it for you. Thursday, September 29, 2011. Have fun at your piano lessons, you stupid prissy girl! Tad Newton looks at the Bully. For a moment they truly understand each other). Male Piano Teacher: Tad, are you being bullied at school? Tad: Forget about it. Male Piano Teacher: No Tad… I never forget. Never…. Being a shell-shocked loser? Tad: I know, I just-. I will do it!
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Aziz Ansari Is A Fucking Badass: April 2008
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Aziz Ansari Is A Fucking Badass. I am dead serious about this. Thursday, April 10, 2008. Aziz Vs. His Enemies. And then Aziz’s hand would burst out from the belly of that fucking elephant. And yes the elephant would roar in pain, and it would be thinking like, Mother fucklife’s a bitch, huh? And if you noticed here, and if you take a second to fucking educate yourself, this Aziz life-capture starts in the middle like all good stories like the Iliad do. This Aziz revelation has occurred because a few ques...
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Aziz Ansari Is A Fucking Badass: October 2006
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Aziz Ansari Is A Fucking Badass. I am dead serious about this. Tuesday, October 24, 2006. Aziz Vs. Solitary Confinement. Fuck Aziz is in jail still. You thought I was going to forget about that? No Of course Aziz is still in jail. I mean, do you think Aziz got time off for good behavior? That is unlikely because how can he when the corrupt jail warden keeps placing obstacles in his way that make him break necks and also break the faces? And please. That is only the exposition I am telling you about.
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Attention Hollywood!: September 2008
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Welcome to Attention Hollywood, a site that contains only the best and most original screenplay ideas! Come with me. I will imagine it for you. Thursday, September 25, 2008. Pick Your Poison II: Where No Roads Go. Remember when you broke your arm? Jay: Yeah. That was a while ago. Why? Yule: It scared me. I was worried your arm would never heal. Yule: Good. You know, when that happened I was also kind of scared that I'd break my own arm. Jay: Well I hope you never do. Yule: Thanks, Jay. Both: Together, we...