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Because My Mommy Said So « Twitching Blobs
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Why are these blobs twitching? About Robin Dale Meyers. Fiction. Non-fiction. Essays. Because My Mommy Said So. It was the biggest decision of my life and I didn’t want to blow it. So my mom and her Masters degrees and her muscles sat beside me and listened to all my fears of the future. Red-faced, I told her that this one moment would decide my fate and I was terrified of being trapped for the rest of my life. I’ll fuck the whole thing up, I said. She taught me how to swear, too. In other words, I.
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Don’t Blame The Road Runner « Twitching Blobs
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Why are these blobs twitching? About Robin Dale Meyers. Fiction. Non-fiction. Essays. Don’t Blame The Road Runner. The Tazmanian Devil cannot stop child abuse. Neither can Fred Flintstone, Bugs Bunny, Bulwinkle, Calvin nor Hobbes. Not even Wonder Woman can stop child abuse. Last week a well-intentioned trend made it’s way through Facebook. This was the suggestion:. So let me see if I understand this suggestion. I’ll paraphrase:. C’mon, everybody’s doing it! And that is simply irresponsible. And lazy.
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An Open Letter To The Goddesses « Twitching Blobs
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Why are these blobs twitching? About Robin Dale Meyers. Fiction. Non-fiction. Essays. An Open Letter To The Goddesses. Dear Natalie and Rachel,. A quick search on the internet reveals all too quickly Mr. Tiger Blood’s past tendency. Aren’t you both 24 years old? Take a look at this fact sheet. From the National Coalition Against Domestic Violence to see what other facts might fit the man you live with. If you are scared of him in any way, he’s abusing you. If he threatens to kill you, take him seriously.
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The Master Cleanse: What I Shit For Love « Twitching Blobs
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Why are these blobs twitching? About Robin Dale Meyers. Fiction. Non-fiction. Essays. The Master Cleanse: What I Shit For Love. Cleanse with me, said my live-in lover, Doug. I thought he was offering a sexy middle-of-the-day shower, something we hadn’t done since those blissful first three months of our relationship. That was four years ago in 2002. I pulled my shirt over my head in record Paris Hilton pout-time. What are you doing? You’re crazy, right? Way outside my box. I refused to fold; not this...
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Twitching Blobs « Twitching Blobs
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Why are these blobs twitching? About Robin Dale Meyers. Fiction. Non-fiction. Essays. His tongue sought out the long whiskers on the side of his mouth. A gesture Dot used to say made him look “madder than an Old King Crow”. He never did find out what an Old King Crow was and now Dot was dead so what did it matter anyway? Click to read more. Written by admin in: Fiction. Tags: Robin dale meyers. Short fiction about cowboys. Short fiction about death. Short fiction about gay men. Short fiction about loss.
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Please Read With Your Eyes Closed « Twitching Blobs
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Why are these blobs twitching? About Robin Dale Meyers. Fiction. Non-fiction. Essays. Please Read With Your Eyes Closed. It’s embarrassing, she explained. Subtext: she’s terrified of what her peers will think of her. As a student in our theater arts program, she’s a poster child for low self-esteem, and exactly the kind of kid we hope to empower through a drama class. Are your eyes still closed? At 42, I make the majority of my money as a freelance marketing writer. But if I stopped, was I a failure?
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Temporary Asshole « Twitching Blobs
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Why are these blobs twitching? About Robin Dale Meyers. Fiction. Non-fiction. Essays. I told someone off yesterday. Someone I care about and want to keep in my life. But I had been complaining about this person for days and I finally couldn’t take it any longer. I sat down and let my fingers fly on my keyboard. I type 70 words per minute; I was surprised I didn’t start a small fire. I’m not going to lie; it felt. And then I did something really, really unusual. I didn’t send it. Why not send it? Much lik...
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Reality By Appointment « Twitching Blobs
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Why are these blobs twitching? About Robin Dale Meyers. Fiction. Non-fiction. Essays. Earlier, when my boyfriend and I arrived, it quickly became clear that the evening was centered around a new Bravo reality show, not the charity. I can’t reveal the name of the show or what it’s about, but it was at a beach house in Malibu where the majority of the women sported the latest trend in heels and boobs and I felt horribly out of place. OrI don’t knowis it? That means the producers give them a topic, but don’...
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The Patriotic Penis Proposal « Twitching Blobs
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Why are these blobs twitching? About Robin Dale Meyers. Fiction. Non-fiction. Essays. America: The Procreation Nation. Once again, God-fearing patriotic men are fighting to take away women’s rights to abortion and birth control in order to preserve the fabric of America. And as we all know, the fabric of America is woven from our collective ability to get married and procreate. That’s why they want to abolish anything that could prevent little human beings from being pushed screaming into the world.
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A Letter From 2,800 Miles Away « Twitching Blobs
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Why are these blobs twitching? About Robin Dale Meyers. Fiction. Non-fiction. Essays. A Letter From 2,800 Miles Away. Ten years ago, I had been living in Los Angeles for just two years. I wrote the following a few days after September 11, 2001. Dear Grandma New York,. These bad men, Grandma – they may have attacked a wealthy beautiful woman, but they picked one tough broad to fuck with. Unabashedly, you showed me who you are, flaunting strengths and flaws with equal abandon. Many want to be your lover an...
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