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Canterbury Area Crime Prevention Panel - Useful Links

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Canterbury Crime Prevention Panel And. Canterbury and District Neighbourhood Watch Association,. U' Can Prevent Crime. Page last updated on 2 January, 2010. Our Favourite Local Sites. People we like to do business with. Other sites which caught our eye. If you can't find what you came here for, the following links may be able to help. All links will open in a new window, so you can quickly escape back here if it is not what you are looking for. Don't want to talk to the Police about a crime? Improving qu...

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PoliceCameraPaperwork: Merry Christmas (Winter Festival for those of you worried about upsetting anyone)

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Thursday, 20 December 2007. Merry Christmas (Winter Festival for those of you worried about upsetting anyone). Well, here we are. Once again it's that time of year and, as I write this, there's only four shoplifting days left 'til Christmas. . Dear Father Christmas, . So, Santa, please can you bring me the following things? 4) A big stick. Because Mrs Smith keeps screwing me and I don't like it. I thought perhaps I could poke her with it until she goes away. . 5) Some friends to play with. I used to ...

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PoliceCameraPaperwork: April 2007

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Saturday, 7 April 2007. A "death message" is what we call having to visit somebody's house, often at night, and tell them that a family member has died. When you write it down like that it seems quite simple really. Turn up, give them the news, go to your next job. Simple enough. I think he was in the middle of putting up some shelves. He just thanked me and asked if there was anything he needed to do, offered me a cup of tea and got back to his shelves. Turns out they hadn't spoken in years. One of the ...

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PoliceCameraPaperwork: I've Got It!!!

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Wednesday, 26 December 2007. No, not a nasty dose like the one I wished on Jacqui. And by the way, I still haven't seen her on Sky News having a crafty scratch "down there". Bloody Santa not making my wishes come true! Anyway, what I have got is the answer. . But what's the question? Well, if you also wear the Cloth, you'll know how we keep being issued with kit that's completely useless. It just doesn't do what it says on the tin. What's the phrase? Oh yeah, "not fit for purpose". . So, that's the answe...

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PoliceCameraPaperwork: March 2007

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Friday, 30 March 2007. We gather evidence from the scene, be it CCTV, witness statements or forensic evidence. We look at the wider aspects of the crime and think of possible defences that our suspect might have. We then try and either prove or disprove these defences, perhaps by interviewing other people or maybe by trying to trace the suspect's movements. A fairly simple, managable and accountable method of bringing justice to victims of crime? The victim of the theft must have left his keys somewhere ...

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PoliceCameraPaperwork: Only The Big Issues

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Monday, 13 August 2007. Only The Big Issues. So much has changed since I popped off and have since come back. There's a new Prime Minister (I was going to say new Home Sec' too, but that goes without saying. When's the last time anyone spent more than eight days in the post? And we're waiting to see what his thoughts on Policing are. Anywhere else in the country the passengers would have been running for cover. In Glasgow they all weigh in and give them a pasting. Even the bloke who was on fire! But all ...

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PoliceCameraPaperwork: December 2007

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Wednesday, 26 December 2007. No, not a nasty dose like the one I wished on Jacqui. And by the way, I still haven't seen her on Sky News having a crafty scratch "down there". Bloody Santa not making my wishes come true! Anyway, what I have got is the answer. . But what's the question? Well, if you also wear the Cloth, you'll know how we keep being issued with kit that's completely useless. It just doesn't do what it says on the tin. What's the phrase? Oh yeah, "not fit for purpose". . So, that's the answe...

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PoliceCameraPaperwork: Quick Update

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Thursday, 21 June 2007. Very quickly, I got a reply to the nasty email I sent. I was told to "tow the party line". That's me told then. The Thin Blue Line. Did you reply in a suitably sarcastic manner and point out the spelling error? Toe the line, darlings, not tow it. We don't drag it around with us. Although metaphorically speaking we may do. Or you do. (as in they do, not you do. oh dammit you know what I mean. probably). I'm going for a lie down. 21 June 2007 at 17:16. 21 June 2007 at 21:14. Your ex...

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PoliceCameraPaperwork: January 2007

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Wednesday, 31 January 2007. It's been a few weeks since me last post, but now my computer's fixed and I don't have to time share my mate's clapped out old lap top. So, quick update. The next day we went and locked him up and he was good enough to get dressed in the same clothes and do his hair exactly the same way as in the photo. Now, how's that for the public cooperating with the Police? That said, everyone's still really chirpy around the nick. I'm lucky to work with a great bunch of people who ge...

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PoliceCameraPaperwork: I'm Not Rubbing It In But...

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Monday, 24 December 2007. I'm Not Rubbing It In But. But, I'm now off work until the 27th of December. Which seems like an awful long way away. It'll have been nearly a week by the time I get back. . So I wanted to say a big thanks to everyone out there who's going to be looking after me tonight. And also tomorrow as I try not to look too hungover in front of the family. (The smell of sprouts and burnt turkey can make me puke at the best of times but after one too many half shandies.). And off duty firef...