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asinine poets’ cafe: December 2005
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Asinine poets’ cafe. A place for poets, fans, enemies, and editors of the Web site asininepoetry.com to interact. Friday, December 23, 2005. And new poems for the week are up! What did you think of them? Friday, December 16, 2005. A Little Themed Out. New poems up today, in spite of the looming transit strike in NY and the looming donut shop in my workplace's parking lot. It's supposed to open in March, they say. March! That does me no good when I want my coffee now. What's with people, anyway? And I mad...
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asinine poets’ cafe: July 2009
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Asinine poets’ cafe. A place for poets, fans, enemies, and editors of the Web site asininepoetry.com to interact. Thursday, July 30, 2009. Obama Makes a Beer Run. BRING ME A COLDIE, OBAMA. Bring me a coldie, Obama. We’ve had enough of this drama. Screw race and screw class. They’re a pain in the ass. Hey, let’s fly Air Force One to Bahama! Let’s have that beer now, Obama. Congress is a lame pack of llamas. If they won’t go for health care. Let’s give them a real scare. And put IEDs in their pajamas.
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asinine poets’ cafe: Hot August Asininity
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Asinine poets’ cafe. A place for poets, fans, enemies, and editors of the Web site asininepoetry.com to interact. Saturday, August 01, 2009. NEW poems for August 2009-. Bring Me a Coldie, Obama" by Richard Cairo. Aqui in Heaven" by Raul Chuletas. Tour de Farce" by Dana Esau Larsen. Thank You for Your Gift to Mizzou" by Katharine Showalter. Schtupping the Chupacabra" by Jessica L. Kleinman. My Dog's Getting Older" by Albert Van Hoogmoed. Beta carotene" by Stephen Kopel. The Sea" by Christian Ward.
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asinine poets’ cafe: Obama Makes a Beer Run
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Asinine poets’ cafe. A place for poets, fans, enemies, and editors of the Web site asininepoetry.com to interact. Thursday, July 30, 2009. Obama Makes a Beer Run. BRING ME A COLDIE, OBAMA. Bring me a coldie, Obama. We’ve had enough of this drama. Screw race and screw class. They’re a pain in the ass. Hey, let’s fly Air Force One to Bahama! Let’s have that beer now, Obama. Congress is a lame pack of llamas. If they won’t go for health care. Let’s give them a real scare. And put IEDs in their pajamas.
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asinine poets’ cafe: November 2005
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Asinine poets’ cafe. A place for poets, fans, enemies, and editors of the Web site asininepoetry.com to interact. Friday, November 18, 2005. Ahh, Cheetos. Who doesn't love their fried-corn goodness, their fake-cheese decadence? With the intricate flavor nuances and the gentle feel of scraped mouth-roof, truly, there is no greater snack food of this age. Doritos have too much action going on in the flavor department, and chocolate, despite its many health benefits, remains bad for you. Yep Deer hooves....
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asinine poets’ cafe: Asinine Poetry Prose Contest Results!
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Asinine poets’ cafe. A place for poets, fans, enemies, and editors of the Web site asininepoetry.com to interact. Friday, August 14, 2009. Asinine Poetry Prose Contest Results! FIRST PRIZE ' The Scourge of Unlawful Infants. SECOND PRIZE ' A Woman and Her Secrets' by Ed Kornfeld. THIRD PRIZE ' Tie Goes to the Dog' by Dustin Michael. And our runners up! Letter from My Girlfriend Who Works in Marketing' by Steve Blackburn. Corporate Gag Gift' by Marybeth Niederkorn. What Brought This On? Glish is a language.
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asinine poets’ cafe: February 2006
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Asinine poets’ cafe. A place for poets, fans, enemies, and editors of the Web site asininepoetry.com to interact. Monday, February 13, 2006. Welllll, we stalwart woke up, all ready for the live readingwe'd scheduled months ago and have been looking forward to eagerly eagerly eagerly, woke up and looked out the window and there saw a giant puffy white blanket covering the City, and so we thought, What a loverly piece of timing.What the hell? Oh, it was so hard to pull on boots! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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asinine poets’ cafe: Michael Vick Does Tricks
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Asinine poets’ cafe. A place for poets, fans, enemies, and editors of the Web site asininepoetry.com to interact. Tuesday, August 25, 2009. Michael Vick Does Tricks. Killer in the End Zone. To the tune of “Doggie in the Window”). How much is that killer in the end zone? The one who just got out of jail. How much is that killer in the end zone? I’d call him a big justice FAIL. I just made a trip to Philadelphia. And saw that dog-killer playing. If he were his dog, he’d be shot now. Michael Vick Does Tricks.
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asinine poets’ cafe: September 2009
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Asinine poets’ cafe. A place for poets, fans, enemies, and editors of the Web site asininepoetry.com to interact. Thursday, September 24, 2009. Water on Da Moon! WATER ON THE MOON! Thanks to the Police). Giant gulps are what you take. Water on the moon. I hope my mug don’t break. Water on the moon. We could drink forever. Water on the moon. Make more Tang together. Water on, water on the moon. Swimming in a crater. Water on the moon. A moat around the moonbase. Water on the moon. Water on the moon.