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Troll Jammies: Bedtime Stories for Weird Kids: Zedula's Acolyte
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Friday, September 9, 2011. Bedtime Stories for Weird Kids: Zedula's Acolyte. One day the prophet of the goddess Krabbit brewed a pot of what we shall call tea. He—his name was Zedula—did this every day and so it’s only barely worth mentioning. However, just after brewing the pot, someone knocked on his door so hard that the pot tipped over and spilled all over the floor. Zedula said words which were, fortunately, forgotten. 8220;Go away. No new messages from Krabbit today,” he shouted. 8220;Can I come in?
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Troll Jammies: April 2011
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Thursday, April 28, 2011. Bedtime Stories for Weird Kids: Grits Melancholy. 8220;The croissant maker is down again, ma’am,” the lady behind the register said. 8220;Damn it all to hell,” Elinor said. “I know it’s not your fault. I’ll have a cappuccino and grits melancholy instead.” Elinor stood straight and composed. 8220;Yep. Third time this week.”. 8220;Might be time to put this one out to pasture.”. 8220;Oh, it’s still got some life left in it.”. It started “now,” she remembered that part. Three days i...
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Troll Jammies: March 2011
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Friday, March 25, 2011. Bedtime Stories for Weird Kids: Asteroid no. 5 (part two). This week's Bedtime Story is my 80th so far. It's also a special three-parter. If you haven't read part one. Yet, read that first and stay tuned for next week's conclusion! 8220;Hold on a sec,” James said. He turned around and attached a micro-filament line to the airlock door. “The map of this place isn’t worth the paper it. Printed on.”. We pushed off and shined our lights into the dark. He looked back. “What? He looked ...
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Troll Jammies: June 2011
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Sunday, June 26, 2011. Bedtime Stories for Weird Kids: Museum of Aardvark. 8220;Can we go to the museum of aardvark? There’s a lot of things you expect as a parent. Explaining where babies come from, why the sky is blue, why mommy and daddy lock their door at night for an hour sometimes. You know, the obvious stuff. That one really threw me for a loop though. 8220;I have no idea what you’re talking about, sweet,” I shrugged. 8220;So, where’s it at, kiddo? 8220;So, can we? 8221; Gabby asked. The direction...
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Troll Jammies: August 2011
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Saturday, August 27, 2011. Bedtime Stories for Weird Kids: Debbie Dangerpants. Anton ordered the LIT and Wilson ordered a fashionable beer. Wilson started on his beer as soon as the bartender slid it across the bar. Anton looked skeptically at his LIT. Wilson laughed. “What? 8220;Hotel bars, never quite trust them.”. 8220;It’s an LIT. What could go wrong? 8220;Yeah, and I bet the bartender has never heard of Long Island.”. 8220;Dude, why’d you—”. Wilson looked away, jaw agape. And why are we whispering?
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Troll Jammies: Bedtime Stories for Weird Kids: Hedge Witch
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Friday, September 30, 2011. Bedtime Stories for Weird Kids: Hedge Witch. On this thirteenth birthday, Joshua’s grandma snuck him into his grandfather’s library. His grandfather wouldn’t have minded had he been alive, but Joshua’s parents might. 8220;You can have any three books in this library—any at all—provided you read three that I choose first and give me some proof you’ve read them.”. Like a book report? 8221; Joshua loved reading, but hated book reports. He set it aside for a few days. Joshua had a...
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Troll Jammies: May 2011
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Thursday, May 26, 2011. Bedtime Stories for Weird Kids: The Wooden Gun. Angela walked through the metal detector. It binged. She wondered what she had forgotten. Couldn’t possibly be anything too bad. 8220;Ma’am, I need to look inside your bag.”. She handed him her purse and wondered how he got away with the bear necklace. He pulled it open and raised an eyebrow. Damn it, Michael. The guard pushed the toy aside. If he had known how dangerous it was …. She laughed to herself. The meeting hit a recess.
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Troll Jammies: Bedtime Stories for the ADD: Note
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Friday, December 7, 2012. Bedtime Stories for the ADD: Note. Someone leave a note for the robots so if they get back after 2012 they know it isn't their fault we went away. Stupid Mayan calendar. 19 - I scheduled this over three years ago. Posted by J. McNeill. Bedtime Stories for the ADD: Note (Troll Jammies). Labels: bedtime stories for the add. That is some scheduling dedication! December 7, 2012 at 1:48 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Bedtime Stories for the ADD: Note. Murder at Avedon Hill.
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Troll Jammies: February 2011
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Friday, February 25, 2011. Bedtime Stories for Weird Kids: Zedula's Calling. Krabbit, goddess of the people once known as Seedlings, sent her creatures a warning: I’ll be visiting you all a week from Tuesday. As long as you’re not hurting each other, I don’t really care what you’re doing. However, if you’re going to be embarrassed by something, please don’t be doing it then as I’d rather you didn’t have any new hangups. 8220;Why are you all bunched up like this? 8221; she asked. Of you are here? 8220;Alr...
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Troll Jammies: Bedtime Stories for Weird Kids: Dearest
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Monday, October 24, 2011. Bedtime Stories for Weird Kids: Dearest. Ever the optimist, Janie wore capri pants and a light blouse. Helios blessed her for it. The sun shone down, warming what started as an icky day. Most of the irritating people she expected to pester her in the office early in the day had planned for weather and dawdled around in a precipitous mood. They never quite made it to her desk. When eleven thirty rolled around, she grabbed a jacket and headed out to a cafe three blocks away. 8220;...