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The Blogs, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Odd Positions. Its 3-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before! Tuesday, November 23, 2004. Hey everyone, it's Kelly Clarkson. Today's guest blogger is none other than our favorite pop fraud, Ms. Kelly Clarkson. Hi I'm Kelly Clarkson. You might know me as the original American Idol winner and from my movie Justin and Kelly. Posted by Hugo @ 10:34 AM.
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The Blogs, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Odd Positions. Its 3-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before! Wednesday, February 23, 2005. I'll Punch You In The Face! Superman, Flash, Wolverine: being a superhero isn't a fantasy, it's a career option. Then, I'd need a right hand. Figuratively, that is. A driver that would double as a second in command. He'd be good at puzzles and h...I'd also ...
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The Blogs, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Odd Positions. Its 3-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before! Friday, April 30, 2004. Woke up this morning burping Sambuca. I hate Sambuca. Went out last night and the drinks hit me. They hit me hard. Jabs, hooks, uppercuts and all that good shit. They hit like a Tyson right. Shot of Incredible Hulk. I wake up this morning and I’m burping Sambuca&...
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The Blogs, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Odd Positions. Its 3-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before! Wednesday, October 27, 2004. All the three dollar magnets you can snatch. Posted by Hugo @ 9:23 AM. Wednesday, October 20, 2004. Why does my girlfriend get so incredibly happy when my ex is having guy problems? And why does she revel in the fact that my ex put on weight?
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The Blogs, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Odd Positions. Its 3-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before! Tuesday, March 30, 2004. What the hell is an "estreet"? Hey Pico where do you live? I live on Valley estreet." Thank you and good night! Posted by Scotty @ 6:34 PM. When the words hurt too much. It’s become demeaning to call someone a name because now everyone thinks you mean what you s...
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The Blogs, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Odd Positions. Its 3-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before! Friday, December 24, 2004. Take it from me, Popeye jerked off A LOT as a kid. A LOT. Posted by Hugo @ 1:19 PM. Wednesday, December 15, 2004. Taking the game to another level. Because I'm putting out so much material, I'll make more money. So that the fans don't turn on me, I'll make...
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The Blogs, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Odd Positions. Its 3-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before! Tuesday, June 29, 2004. It's a celebration, bitches! The most random post ever. 1) Where do Russians get their mail-order brides? 2) A mohawk WILL get you laid. End of conversation. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE? Am I getting fired? Did I just win a contest, or some shit? 8) I spent pa...
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The Blogs, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Odd Positions. Its 3-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before! Thursday, July 22, 2004. So the kid doesn't have the izm today. He wrote a poem and lost it. He's sad. He doesn't feel very good. He needs a pick-up blowjob. One time at band camp well, I think I've told you that story. Uh, that's five-oh, five-oh. Good times, good times. If you look in...
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The Blogs, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Odd Positions. Its 3-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before! Thursday, March 17, 2005. Any sort of claim black people might have had left for Michael Jackson is completely out the window at this point. He's gone and he ain't going back. Posted by Hugo @ 9:47 AM. Monday, March 14, 2005. How come I don't see anyone with a lisp on TV? But what I rea...
