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The Monocle Droppeth: Today, on MSN's hompage...
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Tuesday, July 26. Today, on MSN's hompage. One is famous for talent on the field, the other for work on the screen. Can you tell which star is which? Um Yes, actually? I think I can tell two people with the same haircut apart. Particularly when those two people are Caveman Rapist and the vexingly successful mouth breather from That 70s Show. And bore a startling resemblance to legendary running back Eric Dickerson! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Today, on MSNs hompage. All The Pretty Dresses. Drum r...
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The Monocle Droppeth: Breaking News: The Late William F. Buckley Looks Like a Frankenhole Puppet
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Monday, April 23. Breaking News: The Late William F. Buckley Looks Like a Frankenhole Puppet. Weird Maybe that was just a bad angle or a-. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Diatribes, tangents, novella-length descriptions, and other sub-optimal internet fare! The Fury Comes to KC. Breaking News: The Late William F. Buckley Looks L. All The Pretty Dresses. Howdy and Happy August to you, peeps! Good evening. This will be quick but we must announce ze winner! Snack Food Tub Seduction. Today, we urge our f...
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The Monocle Droppeth: December 2011
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Thursday, December 29. Subject Matter Sorted by Musical Sub-Genre. John Law is always on your case. Just because you're an alcoholic felon that beats his wife for exercise doesn't mean you aren't good people.". Fuggin'. Specifically, the kind you're not having since s/he took everything but your pick-up and your last bottle of gin. Alright, alright. We hear your tales of poverty and sadness, black people, but wait till you hear the problems us white folk have! So, the guy with the guitar? Fuggin'. Sp...
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The Monocle Droppeth: September 2010
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Thursday, September 9. The Comment on Every Music Video on Youtube. The post, regardless of band, genre, era, or popularity:. This was back when musicians knew what they were doing. Not like that noise today! Musicians these days are just in it for the money.". What is actually being said:. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Diatribes, tangents, novella-length descriptions, and other sub-optimal internet fare! The Comment on Every Music Video on Youtube. All The Pretty Dresses. Snack Food Tub Seduction. Thats i...
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The Monocle Droppeth: December 2010
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Wednesday, December 1. 10 Things I Learned from Crank 2: High Voltage. Normally, I make these lists by mentioning all of a movie's big WTF moments - those displays of eccentric logic or incoherent space/time that make you feel like someone has punched you in the brain. But Crank 2. Is a beast, my friends. Crank 2. Is one continuous, 96 minute long WTF moment. Crank 2. Doesn't care what you think because Crank 2. Hates your brain and will say so. In no uncertain terms. It wouldn't surprise me if Crank 2.
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The Monocle Droppeth: April 2011
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Wednesday, April 27. Today, a sequel of sorts to last week, when Orson had an unfortunate run-in with a pious German man. How did that pan out, we wonder? Well, more hijinx in the forest ensue as Orson abuses a dog! Monday, April 25. GISACs: State Farm Promises Coverage, Hot Tubs, Fuck All. The Gallery of Inexplicably Successful Ad Campaigns. No, this is a highly marketable facsimile, all exactingly focus tested and sterilized, where everyone has immaculate hair and an ulterior motive. This doesn't look ...
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The Monocle Droppeth: February 2011
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Tuesday, February 15. Just to clarify, this entry is about Alphaville. The Jean-Luc Godard movie:. Not Alphaville, the impressively foppish New Wave band:. Inexplicable Dan Aykroyd sighting at 1:14! He was told there'd be blow. And judging from that tunic thing he's wearing, there was. But yes, Alphaville. How to broach Alphaville. So that's what Alphaville. Is about. And if you found the above description uninteresting, I guarantee you, Alphaville. I'll climb the rope - of Self-Discovery! Knowingly lazy...
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The Monocle Droppeth: Subject Matter Sorted by Musical Sub-Genre
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Thursday, December 29. Subject Matter Sorted by Musical Sub-Genre. John Law is always on your case. Just because you're an alcoholic felon that beats his wife for exercise doesn't mean you aren't good people.". Fuggin'. Specifically, the kind you're not having since s/he took everything but your pick-up and your last bottle of gin. Alright, alright. We hear your tales of poverty and sadness, black people, but wait till you hear the problems us white folk have! So, the guy with the guitar? Fuggin'. Sp...
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The Monocle Droppeth: October 2010
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Saturday, October 2. Exciting New Web Fun! A friend of mine just started a composition blog, where intrepid web-nauts can submit styles and settings and in a few days time see [or hear, rather] their suggestions be transformed into original pieces. Stop by, check out the back catalog, and give it a go:. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Diatribes, tangents, novella-length descriptions, and other sub-optimal internet fare! Exciting New Web Fun! All The Pretty Dresses. Howdy and Happy August to you, peeps! Thats...
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The Monocle Droppeth: Occlusion Seclusion
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Thursday, June 9. I've been recovering from a lengthy illness, and just haven't been able to muster the immense intellectual horsepower required to make dick jokes about lame commercials. Quite why such malicious rumors surfaced I'll never know, but I assure everyone, I did not get shot to death trying to indoctrinate the patrons of a chain restaurant into a free-love church of my own invention. As for the blog, no worries loyal readers(? My health is on the mend, there are posts forthcoming, etc. For so...
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