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The Occasional Humourist: 04/14
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The Online Home of Humour Writer David Crawford. Monday, April 21, 2014. It is forever burned into my memory…. The end of the weekend with my kids, we had an hour left. Off to the beach we go…. Early season, cold water. Doesn’t matter – off come my daughter’s shoes and off she goes – running, splashing, laughing. My child. Laughing, loving life, being free and wonderful, dancing and splashing in the setting sun. I have no money and few possessions, but I am a very rich and thankful man. Bovine Wine - Ame...
The Occasional Humourist: Visions
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The Online Home of Humour Writer David Crawford. Monday, April 21, 2014. It is forever burned into my memory…. The end of the weekend with my kids, we had an hour left. Off to the beach we go…. Early season, cold water. Doesn’t matter – off come my daughter’s shoes and off she goes – running, splashing, laughing. My child. Laughing, loving life, being free and wonderful, dancing and splashing in the setting sun. I have no money and few possessions, but I am a very rich and thankful man. Bovine Wine - Ame...
The Occasional Humourist: The Digestive System as Taught by a Plumber
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The Online Home of Humour Writer David Crawford. Wednesday, November 11, 2009. The Digestive System as Taught by a Plumber. The shortage of qualified surgeons in this country has led to drastic measures being taken. Here is a transcript of a lecture given recently to new surgical interns by Master Plumber Fred Johnson of Johnson’s Plumbing and Heating. 8220;Let’s go over the design plans briefly before we begin our operation, fellas.”. We’ll let the gas fitters work on the other line later.R...8220;Pa...
The Occasional Humourist: Callous Remarks
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The Online Home of Humour Writer David Crawford. Wednesday, September 3, 2008. This column won 2nd place in the August/September 2009 America's Funniest Humor writing contest. Yay me! My bare feet were making a funny “Rrrip-Rrrip” sound as I walked across the carpet. Looking down, I discovered the edges of my heels resembled barnacles, and it was these crustaceans that were snagging the broadloom like Velcro™. I dove into the abrasives drawer and grabbed some commercial grade, diamond grit sandpaper.
The Occasional Humourist: Observations Regarding New Home Water Closet after One Week of Occupancy (of the new home, not just the bathroom).
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The Online Home of Humour Writer David Crawford. Thursday, June 12, 2014. Observations Regarding New Home Water Closet after One Week of Occupancy (of the new home, not just the bathroom). The shower is good! Posted by David Crawford. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Bovine Wine - America's Funniest Humor Writing Contest Winner! Abuzz - Award Winner! Health Care Now and Then - Award Winner! Leaning Pines Home For Aging Rock Stars* - Award Winner! Digestive System as Described by a Plumber. The columns...
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BDGJM: The Best Football Game EVER!
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BDGJM (Babbling, Drivel, Gibberish, Jibber-Jabber, and Mumbo-Jumbo): humor essays consisting of Babbling, Drivel, Gibberish, Jibber-Jabber, and Mumbo-Jumbo. Please enjoy my random ramblings and mindless minutiae dealing with life as I see it. I have two basic rules to my writing: try to make it funny and family friendly. Feel free to read and leave a comment. Thursday, October 17, 2013. The Best Football Game EVER! My friend made a sign that read: “Welcome Home Moorman! A fan wearing a Bengals jersey was...
BDGJM: My Potential Future As An Almond Wrangler
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BDGJM (Babbling, Drivel, Gibberish, Jibber-Jabber, and Mumbo-Jumbo): humor essays consisting of Babbling, Drivel, Gibberish, Jibber-Jabber, and Mumbo-Jumbo. Please enjoy my random ramblings and mindless minutiae dealing with life as I see it. I have two basic rules to my writing: try to make it funny and family friendly. Feel free to read and leave a comment. Tuesday, June 18, 2013. My Potential Future As An Almond Wrangler. Labels: bdgjm; fitness; diet; lifestyle changes; bicycling; milk. Observations R...
Carl Vine's 40th Parallel Universe: State Department Release - Vancouver Olympics
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Carl Vine's 40th Parallel Universe. Vignettes from the Midwest. Sunday, January 31, 2010. State Department Release - Vancouver Olympics. United States Department of State. Bureau of Consular Affairs. Washington, DC 20520. The US. State Department has issued the following advisories for American citizens planning to attend the 2010 Winter Olympic Games in Vancouver, Canada. 1) Before departing for Canada, verify that your Traveler’s Checks can also be used as Travelers. The only form accepted in Canada.
Carl Vine's 40th Parallel Universe: Ohio Town Names - Second part in a trifecta of journalistic farcism.
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Carl Vine's 40th Parallel Universe. Vignettes from the Midwest. Tuesday, October 20, 2009. Ohio Town Names - Second part in a trifecta of journalistic farcism. The Ohio towns of Catawba, Sycamore, Magnolia and Hemlock are obviously named for trees. To their credit, Kansas has an Ohio. There are loads of Ohio towns that are named after famous persons of their time. Certainly some towns were named after the proprietor of the general store or tavern that lay along a popular trail where a town eventually...
Carl Vine's 40th Parallel Universe: The final chapter in the riveting series on Ohio Town Names
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Carl Vine's 40th Parallel Universe. Vignettes from the Midwest. Friday, October 23, 2009. The final chapter in the riveting series on Ohio Town Names. I’ve mentioned in previous posts that my study of an Ohio map indicated a lack of creativity in the naming of Ohio’s cities, towns and villages. For my vote, top honor for. Creative would go to the town of Ohio City, Ohio. How hard was it to think up. It’s like naming your dog, Dog. 8220;Hi, Boss? What a great name for a town! It might be interesting to vi...
Carl Vine's 40th Parallel Universe: On Canada - real facts, frivolously presented
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Carl Vine's 40th Parallel Universe. Vignettes from the Midwest. Saturday, March 14, 2009. On Canada - real facts, frivolously presented. There has always been a degree of tension between America and her northern neighbor. Canadians lay fault with the Americans insistence on referring to Canada geese as Canadian geese—an error which any Canadian will politely (but pointedly) correct. Americans are quick to point out that since all the. Idea came rather easily:. 8220;Eh. eh.”. The inventor of the anti-grav...
BDGJM: April 2013
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BDGJM (Babbling, Drivel, Gibberish, Jibber-Jabber, and Mumbo-Jumbo): humor essays consisting of Babbling, Drivel, Gibberish, Jibber-Jabber, and Mumbo-Jumbo. Please enjoy my random ramblings and mindless minutiae dealing with life as I see it. I have two basic rules to my writing: try to make it funny and family friendly. Feel free to read and leave a comment. Sunday, April 21, 2013. When You Come To A Fork In The Road, Eat In Moderation. Labels: bdgjm; fitness; diabetes; diet; lifestyle changes. I should...
BDGJM: When You Come To A Fork In The Road, Eat In Moderation.
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BDGJM (Babbling, Drivel, Gibberish, Jibber-Jabber, and Mumbo-Jumbo): humor essays consisting of Babbling, Drivel, Gibberish, Jibber-Jabber, and Mumbo-Jumbo. Please enjoy my random ramblings and mindless minutiae dealing with life as I see it. I have two basic rules to my writing: try to make it funny and family friendly. Feel free to read and leave a comment. Sunday, April 21, 2013. When You Come To A Fork In The Road, Eat In Moderation. Labels: bdgjm; fitness; diabetes; diet; lifestyle changes. BDGJM (B...
BDGJM: What A Wonderful Word Vol. III: The Phrygian Mode
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BDGJM (Babbling, Drivel, Gibberish, Jibber-Jabber, and Mumbo-Jumbo): humor essays consisting of Babbling, Drivel, Gibberish, Jibber-Jabber, and Mumbo-Jumbo. Please enjoy my random ramblings and mindless minutiae dealing with life as I see it. I have two basic rules to my writing: try to make it funny and family friendly. Feel free to read and leave a comment. Wednesday, May 15, 2013. What A Wonderful Word Vol. III: The Phrygian Mode. Burgle – I chose this word because, since it sounds so silly, peo...
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The Online Home of Humour Writer David Crawford. Thursday, June 12, 2014. Observations Regarding New Home Water Closet after One Week of Occupancy (of the new home, not just the bathroom). The shower is good! Posted by David Crawford. Simple Rules for Being a Professional Tour Guide. Based on a true story. 1 Always read your passenger manifest CAREFULLY, as this indicates who should be picked up where, and in what order. 3 In the event of 2 (above), wait for the cell phone in your pocket to begin ringing...
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Sunday, September 9, 2012. Zaleski Backpacking Trail Revisited. I received an anonymous comment on my post about the Zaleski Backpacking Trail. I originally intended to just reply to the comment, but my reply became longer than intended, so I decided to make a blog post out of it. Here is the comment:. Thank you for commenting. Sorry it took so long in getting your comment posted, things have been hectic at my household lately causing me to neglect my poor blog. The campsites are on the ridge tops, not n...
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A place where ideas flow unchecked from my mind into the digital realm. View my complete profile. Thursday, December 20, 2012. Recession busting: Austerity or Stimulus? I recently read a piece in the New York Times Magazine titled "God Save the British Economy". Which profiled Adam Posen, an American economist who until recently was a member of the Bank of England's Monetary Policy Committee. I do not pretend to understand the intricacies of Keynesian interventionism, nor am I arguing that Mr. Posen'...
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