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Ms. Anthrope: May 2007
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Thursday, May 31, 2007. He's not heavy, he's my brother. I knew I never wanted to get too personal on this blog , just wanted to keep it to my daily observations of the world as I see it.but my world recently turned very dark. My little brother (by little I mean he's 25, he's a baby! We were all sititing around a cramped hospital room watching "You Bet Your Ass" on a three inch tv screen. The question was, "On the hit tv show Friends, what was the alias Pheobe often went by? God I love that boy! Plus siz...
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Ms. Anthrope: 50 foot woman....15 foot crotch!
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Tuesday, May 29, 2007. 50 foot woman.15 foot crotch! I saw an ad on TV. Selling plus sized maxi pads.are they for plus sized women? Plus sized clothes, plus sized undergarments, even buying two seats on a plane I get.but this? No I have been shopping plus sized since having my first child eight years ago, so I'm not new to this.but aren't my thighs closer together than say.Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's? Their thighs do not touch! You could walk behind them and shove your umbrella. May 29, 2007 at 9:37 AM.
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Ms. Anthrope: Introducing Ms. Anthrope
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Monday, May 28, 2007. Introducing Ms. Anthrope. Etymology: Greek misanthrOpos hating humankind, from misein to hate anthrOpos human being: a person who hates or distrusts humankind. Hence Ms. Anthrope is born. Don't get me wrong, take the title lightly! Me neither.I prefer to people watch. It's like a zoo, only the apes are wearing clothes, speed dating and buying $40 carpeted steps so their small breed dogs can easily get onto the couch or bed.who needs tv? May 28, 2007 at 9:32 PM. Yay, yay, YAY! Tales ...
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Ms. Anthrope: June 2007
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Wednesday, June 13, 2007. The first appointment I spent staring at her ankles.they have gone beyond cankles. And are nearly feetkles. The fat on her feet squish through her sandals in a way that mesmerizes me.like driving by a car accident, and she barely peeks over her chest at us sitting on her tiny couch. When you are in that kind of state.does it indicate at all that you have some issues? And if you are a certified therapist.should you even have issues? So far, after three appointments with Jabba.
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Ms. Anthrope: The ingrates run amok
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Sunday, June 3, 2007. The ingrates run amok. Write (in much bigger letters) NO, FUCK YOU! Right beside it on the wall, but I guess that's a no-no for parents. I had to wait until he got home from school and do the whole "What were you thinking? Thing I have to admit though, the look on his face when it hit him that he had left his graffiti on the wall was priceless! Lori- Fairytales and Margaritas. June 3, 2007 at 11:35 AM. What a great way you dealt with it. I probably would have freaked but I learn...
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Ms. Anthrope: Calling all fashion challenged fat girls!
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Wednesday, June 6, 2007. Calling all fashion challenged fat girls! Fat girls, we need to talk. I know you can't "see" me but just trust me.I'm a fellow fatty. It's like black people calling each other the "n" word.I'm allowed to call you a fatty if you're tipping the scale at 2 bills. Please for the love of God just stop trying to pretend that you're not fat. You know it, I know it.embrace it! They have special stores for ladies like us! Sure it's a nice outfit.just not for you! PS That picture was actua...
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Ms. Anthrope: The things I have seen
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Monday, June 11, 2007. The things I have seen. I don't know about you, but I run into the funniest signs in my little hometown. At a Mom and Pop dry cleaning place, "Ledis and men 's alterations of oll kinds." They don't have to spell, they just have to hem my pants! You know those magnet ribbons that everybody is sporting on their bumpers now? At the christian church's sign, "Jesus died for 'Myspace' in heaven." I thought he died for our sins? If that's the case, then Myspace =sin? The things I have seen.
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Ms. Anthrope: He's not heavy, he's my brother.
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Thursday, May 31, 2007. He's not heavy, he's my brother. I knew I never wanted to get too personal on this blog , just wanted to keep it to my daily observations of the world as I see it.but my world recently turned very dark. My little brother (by little I mean he's 25, he's a baby! We were all sititing around a cramped hospital room watching "You Bet Your Ass" on a three inch tv screen. The question was, "On the hit tv show Friends, what was the alias Pheobe often went by? God I love that boy! Hugs to ...
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Ms. Anthrope: Beyond cankles
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Wednesday, June 13, 2007. The first appointment I spent staring at her ankles.they have gone beyond cankles. And are nearly feetkles. The fat on her feet squish through her sandals in a way that mesmerizes me.like driving by a car accident, and she barely peeks over her chest at us sitting on her tiny couch. When you are in that kind of state.does it indicate at all that you have some issues? And if you are a certified therapist.should you even have issues? So far, after three appointments with Jabba.