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WELCOME TO KAFKAVILLE (Pop.1): FOLLOWING
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WELCOME TO KAFKAVILLE (Pop.1). Incidents and Accidents in the life of a writer named Alan. I am being followed. Which is not the same as I have a following. If it were, the words would match. I am being followed. A tabby. A mackerel tabby. It boarded the same downtown subway car as me and exited at the same station seven stops later, followed me up the stairs, outside. Could be a coincidence. But it seems too coincidental to be a coincidence. Why is a cat following me? I'm following the cat? I heard it a...
WELCOME TO KAFKAVILLE (Pop.1): THE HEART WANTS WHAT THE HEART WANTS UPDATE
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WELCOME TO KAFKAVILLE (Pop.1). Incidents and Accidents in the life of a writer named Alan. THE HEART WANTS WHAT THE HEART WANTS UPDATE. It's cold. Very cold. The heart wants what the heart wants. The heart wants. A quality pair of long johns. Carl," the heart says. "Ready the Bentley. A visit to Holts is in order.". The heart waits. Carl doesn't show. Neither does the Bentley. The heart sighs. The heart must now consider the unconsiderable.public transportation. No Token. Drops. The heart shouts the hars...
WELCOME TO KAFKAVILLE (Pop.1): MONEY FOR HAIR AND THE CHICK EATS BRIE
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WELCOME TO KAFKAVILLE (Pop.1). Incidents and Accidents in the life of a writer named Alan. MONEY FOR HAIR AND THE CHICK EATS BRIE. Yesterday afternoon as I'm pulling money from an ATM in Forest Hill a large balding fortysomething man in Boss says, "How much for your hair? 1500 Is that enough? And he peels off 15 $100 bills. I blink. A man wants to buy my hair. For $1,500. It's the middle of the day. And neither of us is The Walrus. So, are you saying you want to buy my hair for $1,500? This is how I rule...
WELCOME TO KAFKAVILLE (Pop.1): MY NOSE MY SELF
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WELCOME TO KAFKAVILLE (Pop.1). Incidents and Accidents in the life of a writer named Alan. MY NOSE MY SELF. I woke up this morning without a nose. Just a blank piece of skin. Not attractive. I have meetings today. If I show up without a nose a producer will notice. They're trained like that. Just so you know, this has never happened before. No part of my body has ever left without my knowledge. Besides, it held my face together. I'm being audited." I say. Are you missing. Your nose? Uhmaybe," I say.
WELCOME TO KAFKAVILLE (Pop.1): VIOLET BROWS
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WELCOME TO KAFKAVILLE (Pop.1). Incidents and Accidents in the life of a writer named Alan. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Follow Without Becoming a Follower. Carolyn Bennett Comedy Writer. EMMA, HER VAGINA, AND ME. Its a day not unlike any other. Its a day like no other. Its a day in October. Late afternoon. Im seated across from m. 160; A woman is at my door. She is not happy. Return it now or I will rip your balls out with a flush cutter and use them as . MY NOSE MY SELF. ASLEEP AWAKE, AWAKE.
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A Survivor's Tale: Der Prozess
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Recommended: First time readers should start with first post, In The Beginning, located under Nov. in the archives to the right). Friday, December 24, 2010. This past week has been a whirl-wind of inertia. Hurrying up to go nowhere, I have had sleepless nights, good nights; no appetite, voracious urges… in other words, things are topsy-turvy. WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 15 (D MINUS 1). As is so often the case in my business, work always comes at the wrong time. I found out a couple of days ago that today I w...
A Survivor's Tale: A Prelude to Eternity
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Recommended: First time readers should start with first post, In The Beginning, located under Nov. in the archives to the right). Saturday, January 29, 2011. A Prelude to Eternity. Well, what to say about the last little few weeks? Here are few tag words for the Google search… Frustrating, Manic, Unnatural, Wet, Funny, Depressing, Angry, Fearful, Hopeful, Confusing, Supported, Encouraged, Desperate and Puppy… Well. everyone likes puppies, right? Is this to be it? During the last few weeks we (the showbiz...
A Survivor's Tale: A Final Clearance
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Recommended: First time readers should start with first post, In The Beginning, located under Nov. in the archives to the right). Monday, February 7, 2011. Well, the final PSA test was taken and the news is in. Undetectable! I guess now I have to figure out what to do with the rest of my life. I was already writing a bucket list. But now, well, I might actually have to go back to work or something. See, good health has its drawbacks. I'll be back to talk about the side effect issues and some other intere...
A Survivor's Tale: December 2010
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Recommended: First time readers should start with first post, In The Beginning, located under Nov. in the archives to the right). Friday, December 24, 2010. This past week has been a whirl-wind of inertia. Hurrying up to go nowhere, I have had sleepless nights, good nights; no appetite, voracious urges… in other words, things are topsy-turvy. WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 15 (D MINUS 1). As is so often the case in my business, work always comes at the wrong time. I found out a couple of days ago that today I w...
A Survivor's Tale: Malaise
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Recommended: First time readers should start with first post, In The Beginning, located under Nov. in the archives to the right). Wednesday, December 5, 2012. Madre, the lake looks cold today. Driving along the Lakeshore in a self-imposed exile to allow for breathing space and hot heads to cool. I have a lot to be thankful for, of course. Life, a beautiful partner and a boat to float on (sometimes). Still, the other ‘things’ are taking their toll and life isn’t all it should be&...I suppose if I knew the...
A Survivor's Tale: December 2012
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Recommended: First time readers should start with first post, In The Beginning, located under Nov. in the archives to the right). Wednesday, December 5, 2012. Madre, the lake looks cold today. Driving along the Lakeshore in a self-imposed exile to allow for breathing space and hot heads to cool. I have a lot to be thankful for, of course. Life, a beautiful partner and a boat to float on (sometimes). Still, the other ‘things’ are taking their toll and life isn’t all it should be&...I suppose if I knew the...
A Survivor's Tale: Merry Catheter!
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Recommended: First time readers should start with first post, In The Beginning, located under Nov. in the archives to the right). Wednesday, January 26, 2011. The Twelve Days of Catheter. (December 17 – 29, 2010). Okay, so the diagnosis happened, the pre-op happened, then surgery happened and now… The Catheter Days. This may be the too-much-information post that you’ve been dreading so beware…. Until its removal on the 29. Have them at home. Ah, humanity, a proud and noble species. The nurse, who had gon...
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Carolyn Bennett Writer/Comic: Pestilence
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Peace, Order and Good Government/ paix, ordre et bon gouvernement. Friday, January 30, 2015. I am writing this blog on. Friday January 30, 2015. Christmas Day 2014 (December 25, for anyone unfamiliar with Christmas) I contracted a viral infection. I believe I caught the bug on a plane en route to. I could be wrong. I could have caught it from a telephone, or a human being, or a turnstile. All I know is that for just over five weeks (has it only been five weeks? Has it only been five weeks?
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Carolyn Bennett Writer/Comic: September 2013
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Peace, Order and Good Government/ paix, ordre et bon gouvernement. Tuesday, September 17, 2013. Late afternoon, Saskatoon airport. We're up on the A departure level; three gates adjacent to each other. The plane arrives 20 minutes behind schedule. An announcement comes on the PA system. Sorry for the delay folks, there were some strong headwinds flying in from. We'll just do a safety check and get you on your way shortly. I shoot a glance at Dan. He munches on trail mix and smiles at me. Fifteen minutes ...
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一次收藏卡”夫卡不插電1&2”二張專輯,博客來獨家販售特價NT$599,限量50套售完為止。 12288; 卡夫卡不插電,仍然持續在紀錄我們正在說的故事;來自許多歌手與樂團,我們因這些故事而保持熱情與樂趣,也於是在某個週日的晚上;把在海邊的卡夫卡發著光的歌,一直一直紀錄. 張貼者: 海邊的卡夫卡 藝文空間. Original Soundtrack Kafka Urban Folk Vol.2. 8月16號這一天,要邀請大家一起來The Wall參與"卡夫卡不插電vol.2"的發行派對。 門票600 元 憑票可兌換 飲料一杯與"卡夫卡不插電vol2. "一張. 演出序: 馬大文 / mos / 黃玠 / 王榆鈞 / 斑斑 / Nylas / 929. Original Soundtrack Kafka Urban Folk Vol.2 收錄歌曲. 張貼者: 海邊的卡夫卡 藝文空間. 這張專輯,總共收錄了台灣活躍至今的8組獨立樂團共17首歌曲,是集結過去一年來,「海邊的卡夫卡」咖啡店的Urban Folk不插電現場演唱會精華。...若要問我愛上台北的理由?這難題恐怕不輸被情人問&#...
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WELCOME TO KAFKAVILLE (Pop.1)
WELCOME TO KAFKAVILLE (Pop.1). Incidents and Accidents in the life of a writer named Alan. I'm taking a bath. Imprinting my rubber ducks. Again. (I suspect they're suffering from early onset Alzheimer's. I just can't get a Physician willing to give a diagnosis. Liability issues, no doubt.). When I notice. My knee is no longer submerged. Leg hasn't moved. Knee no longer submerged. Now calf. Now entire body. I am lying in the tub. And I feel naked. My bathtub stopper has stopped stopping. I'm lying in the ...
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December 20, 2013. On Surfing at Woorim. 8212; kafkaworld @ 4:58 am. Tags: holidays at the beach. Hello everyone who’s coming up here for Christmas and I greet you with the news that today. Here’s hoping that the ocean offers up equally blissful delights for you on the day you come to visit. December 14, 2013. On Swimming with the Dolphins. 8212; kafkaworld @ 7:35 am. What a man; what a hero. The dolphins were actually about 200 metres out towards Moreton Island, so theoretically, he wasn’t with. I’...
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