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Jesús Talks . . .: July 2009
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009. 650-lb Virgin Has Hamburger! Nowadays my appetite for cable TV has tripled. I'm not only watching guilty pleasures like Bad Girls Club. But I'm also including various docs in my viewing diet. This past Sunday I caught TLC's 650-lb Virgin. The Bad Girls Club. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Jesús Talks . . . About beats, life and culture. 650-lb Virgin Has Hamburger! View my complete profile. Cindy and The City. Naked With Socks On.
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Jesús Talks . . .: May 2009
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Monday, May 18, 2009. NY Yankee Baseball = Grey’s Anatomy. Is a combination of McDreamy. Jeter is a fan fave who is the consummate pro. Yet, he has scumbag tendencies like McSteamy because he dips his pen in a lot, a lot of ink. Hideki Matsui and Sandra Oh.I'd go with Godzilla. He's an emotional wreck, has a man crush on Jeter and has used steroids. Grey is an emotional wreck, is married to McDreamy and has used botox on her leathery face. Ding, ding, ding. Friday, May 8, 2009. At 12, the height of my as...
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Jesús Talks . . .: May 2010
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Friday, May 28, 2010. 30 Things I've Learned. I know my 30s will be even better. In celebration of my big Tres-Zero below are 30 Things I’ve Learned. Let me know what you think. As you mature, your musical tastes do as well. Light colors attract positive vibes (or at least I think they do). Content is king. Context is everything. Kill them with kindness. Don’t watch Food Network or Travel Channel when you’re on a diet. It’s food porn for fatties. Everyone needs a mentor. Being a good son isn’t hard.
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Jesús Talks . . .: Should I Run For The Border?
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Wednesday, August 5, 2009. Should I Run For The Border? As part of our training for the Avon Breast Cancer Walk (donate here. If you can) in October my wife and I completed a 5K run across the Brooklyn Bridge this past Sunday. We ran it in the pouring NYC rain and the sticky NYC humidity. As we reached the end there were a lot of well-wishers saying, "You're almost there," "way to go" etc. As we pass by a group of people a lady screams out "run for the border! Was it because we were a Latino couple?
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Jesús Talks . . .: January 2009
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Tuesday, January 27, 2009. Dream Job Deterred: Bikini-Clad Latina Cannot Serve Beer. As I was perusing the New York newspaper sites this headline: “Former Hooters girl Melody Morales sues Hawaiian Tropic Zone for discrimination,” caught my eye. I didn’t click on it for the obvious (Hooters) but for the last name; I mean I gotta see what’s up with mi gente, right? Don’t Latinas with accents have men putty in their hands? Not I want to go to college or get my Barack on and do community service? A lawyer fo...
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Jesús Talks . . .: 650-lb Virgin Has Hamburger!
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009. 650-lb Virgin Has Hamburger! Nowadays my appetite for cable TV has tripled. I'm not only watching guilty pleasures like Bad Girls Club. But I'm also including various docs in my viewing diet. This past Sunday I caught TLC's 650-lb Virgin. The Bad Girls Club. Saw that show. It was hard to believe that was the same person whenever they showed before and after images. Needless to say I passed on the fries, that day. July 30, 2009 at 10:03 PM. June 1, 2010 at 2:56 PM.
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Jesús Talks . . .: Wilmer Valderrama Stays Greasy
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Tuesday, November 3, 2009. Wilmer Valderrama Stays Greasy. I love over-the-top reggaeton videos! Wisin y Yandel, arguably the largest artists of the genre, released a video for “Imagínate.” It features T-Pain, ageless Colombian hottie Paula Garces, Amaury Nolasco, and (it gets better) the greasiest mofo in Hollywood—Wilmer Valderrama. Here are a few notes:. 1 T-Pain looks like Goldilocks. 2 Wilmer dances reggaeton like he’s not wearing a rubber (pause). 3 Wisin is an awesome wingman. Cindy and The City.
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Jesús Talks . . .: November 2009
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009. My Top 5 Latino Guilty Pleasures. Anyone who knows me knows I'm one damn proud Latino. How proud am I you ask? I'm so proud I even have a couple of Latino guilty pleasures. See below. 5 I enjoy watching Spanish language TV. Yes, it's cheesier than Fat Joe on a hot summer day but it's so over the top it's hard not to tune in. Overdramatic Latinos, bourgeois Latinos, poor Latinos, sex, cougars…it’s all there. 4 I think Vicks Vapor Rub can cure anything. You have a cold? 2 Wilmer...
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Jesús Talks . . .: I Walked a Marathon, Really I Did
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Thursday, October 15, 2009. I Walked a Marathon, Really I Did. Hello personal blog, it's been a while. Since we last met I freakin’ walked (easy with the running, I'm still chubby) a marathon. Even better the marathon was the Avon Breast Cancer Walk. Here are a couple of things I learned the day of the walk. 1 Men don't really participate. I was definitely a minority within a minority within a minority—a Latin guy named Jesús. It felt like I was walking with the cast of Big Love. Jesús Talks . . .
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Jesús Talks . . .: October 2009
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Thursday, October 15, 2009. I Walked a Marathon, Really I Did. Hello personal blog, it's been a while. Since we last met I freakin’ walked (easy with the running, I'm still chubby) a marathon. Even better the marathon was the Avon Breast Cancer Walk. Here are a couple of things I learned the day of the walk. 1 Men don't really participate. I was definitely a minority within a minority within a minority—a Latin guy named Jesús. It felt like I was walking with the cast of Big Love. Jesús Talks . . .