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HAIKU INTERNATIONAL: something's wrong with that robot
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True Adventures of The Haiku Master. Wednesday, October 25, 2006. Something's wrong with that robot. I'm glad you're here, fan club members! It's me, The Haiku Master. And I'm hoping you can help me with a problem. The Haiku Master Can't Put His Finger On It, But Something's Different About The Haiku-Bot These Days. No, it's his attitude. That really has me on edge. He barely does anything I ask him to, and when he does, it's always with a boat-load of lip! Posted by The Haiku Master. Getting the band ba...
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HAIKU INTERNATIONAL: 11.2005
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True Adventures of The Haiku Master. Monday, November 28, 2005. Back to full posting this weekend. No, it's not a hoax, and it's not an imaginary story - it's really me, The Haiku Master. And I'm pleased to report that Haiku International has secured a new computer network, following the tragic "crash" of the new model's predecessor some three weeks ago! And for christ's sake, don't take any wooden nickels! Posted by The Haiku Master. At 11/28/2005 06:39:00 PM. Sunday, November 13, 2005. If The Haiku Mas...
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HAIKU INTERNATIONAL: dead alert
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True Adventures of The Haiku Master. Monday, October 30, 2006. Happy All Hallow's Eve Eve, friends! It's me, world-renowned adventurer and bon vivant. With a dire message for one and all: stay off the streets for the next couple nights if you want to live! After all, the zombies are pretty thick out there this time of year. Zombies Rule The Streets Of Baltimore Every Halloween. Heck, they got my across-the-street neighbor while he was walking his dog last night! Posted by The Haiku Master. The suave Haik...
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HAIKU INTERNATIONAL: another day, another disappointment
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True Adventures of The Haiku Master. Monday, October 23, 2006. Another day, another disappointment. Howdy ho, 'ku believers. It's me, The Haiku Master. Still having no luck at getting once-trusted Haiku International operatives to flock to my banner now that I've returned. In fact, even H.I.'s former Minister of Operations and Defense Oswald "Oz" Carver turned me down! Haiku International's Former Minister Of Operations and Defense, Oswald "Oz" Carver. It's me, Oz - H.M! You know, The Haiku Master! Getti...
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HAIKU INTERNATIONAL: getting the band back together is proving difficult
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True Adventures of The Haiku Master. Sunday, October 22, 2006. Getting the band back together is proving difficult. Come on in, kids. It's your old friend, The Haiku Master. But I'm feeling a little glum. 'cause I'm having very little luck getting firm commitments to future adventures from formerly staunch Haiku International agents and associates! I know, I can hardly believe it myself! The nerve of those bums - now I know how Jesus felt in the garden of Gethsemane! 8226; Professor de la Groove. Bitch s...
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HAIKU INTERNATIONAL: 12.2005
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True Adventures of The Haiku Master. Saturday, December 31, 2005. Out with the old, in with the new. Howdy, 'ku believers! It's me, The Haiku Master. Ringing out the Old Year with the last Haiku International post of 2005! If I've said it once, I've said it a million times, but nothing tastes better than a pipin' hot sausage pizza. Ask for it by name! 2) Hostess Snack Cakes. My obligatory crimefighter endorsement deal with them aside, there really is no finer snack cake on the market. Twinkies? Goes grea...
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HAIKU INTERNATIONAL: 02.2006
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True Adventures of The Haiku Master. Thursday, February 02, 2006. By the way, this blog is done. Hey there. My name's Shelton, but you probably know me as "Haiku International's EX-. Minister of Information . Or some such goofy stuff. At any rate, hate to be the bearer of bad news and all, but the Haiku Master is gone. Vamoose. Split town. About a week ago. He said he was headed off to a hut in the Himalayas to concentrate on his haiku. The good news is, I have sex with dogs. So go on, beat it. Posted by...
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HAIKU INTERNATIONAL: 07.2005
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True Adventures of The Haiku Master. Sunday, July 10, 2005. Sorry i haven't written to you in awhile. No, you're not seeing things - it's me, The Haiku Master. Dropping in to let you know I'm still alive! Sorry about the two-week gap since my last post, but time really does fly when you're soaking up rays on the French Riviera. Or even America's famed Redneck Riviera, which is where I've been staying. To make matters worse - for you. Not "blogging." Take it from me. The Haiku Master! World of the Dogs.
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HAIKU INTERNATIONAL: 05.2005
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True Adventures of The Haiku Master. Tuesday, May 31, 2005. Clarence worley can grope anyone he damn well pleases. Greetings, fan club members. It's me, The Haiku Master. Reporting from a world that tipped a little further into madness today - for accomplished thespian Christian Slater has been charged with sexual abuse, all for groping a lush feminine behind while in a drunken stupor. Link goes to Reuters)! The star of True Romance. PS Needless to say, Slater can grope all the asses he wants in Baltimor...
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HAIKU INTERNATIONAL: 10.2005
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True Adventures of The Haiku Master. Monday, October 31, 2005. Ha ha ha - don't be scared, fan club members! It's just me, The Haiku Master. Playing a little Halloween trick on you! Plus, I have some good news: thanks to the zombicillin I picked up at the free clinic, I'm no longer afflicted with zombieism! The doctor gave me a clean bill of health earlier today, which means I won't be craving brains again anytime soon. Still, it's not like being a zombie was all. Posted by The Haiku Master. Meee am def'...