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Cheat | myothervoices
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April 15, 2015. 3 thoughts on “ Cheat. Terence Kuch - Memorable Fancies. April 16, 2015 at 2:44 am. This could be any day of my miserable grade school (ages 6-14) existence. I had stomach aches every Sunday night knowing I’d have to go back to that awful place the next day. So much for government-school education, but I don’t know that private schools would have been much better. May 9, 2015 at 6:55 am. May 10, 2015 at 2:38 am. Glad you liked it. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Join ...
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Feedback | myothervoices
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March 18, 2015. You remember that robbery we had at the bank a couple weeks back? It wasn’t busy, so I said, sure, and he said, so, thinking about the robbery two weeks ago, how would you rate your experience on a sliding scale from ten to one, ten being horrible, one being great, or words to that effect. I said, what? But he just looked at me like he’d asked if I’d prefer the chicken or the lamb, so I said, I don’t know – five? And he ticked a box on his clipboard. 7 thoughts on “ Feedback. Reblogged th...
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About | myothervoices
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This is a blog of voices: human, animal, inanimate and abstract; some pleasant, some unpleasant, some happy, some sad, some angry, some calm, some loving, some hateful. None of it is about me. 89 thoughts on “ About. January 4, 2013 at 2:32 pm. Thanks for the like, I look forward to going through your blog. January 4, 2013 at 5:14 pm. No problem. Hope you enjoy it. February 12, 2013 at 6:28 pm. It’s never about us. 🙂. I like your voices. February 13, 2013 at 9:01 am. It shouldn’t be. Thanks. August 20, ...
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First Kiss | myothervoices
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April 22, 2015. She nodded too, like she’d proved something to herself, or to me: yes, I can kiss, and with tongues. Or to her friends, who’d probably set the whole thing up: she wasn’t frigid – look she’d French-kissed someone all of them thought was kind of sexless and immature – maturity somehow being conflated with being frigid. A year or so earlier I’d tried and failed with her best friend (Kerry? Not that it matters now. She’s married last I heard – Julie, not Kerry, or Kelly, etc&#...Address never...
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Carrot Cake | myothervoices
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April 1, 2015. Then I remembered I had cake. I looked down at the plastic bag I was carrying in my left hand – carrot cake we hadn’t sold in the cafe – and I thought I could go back and give them that, but then what about my theory? And, really, I wanted it. And they asked for money, not food. Maybe that was why I said I had no money and forgot about the cake. Or maybe I wanted to give it to my girlfriend as a surprise and then eat most of it myself. He didn’t hesitate: what would I want cake for? You ar...
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Mirror On The Wall | myothervoices
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Mirror On The Wall. May 20, 2015. I’m on a date and I go to the toilet while we’re waiting for the mains, and there’s a mirror in there, so I look at myself and pick at some dry skin in that little groove where my upper and lower lip come together – it’s been bugging me the whole night. Then I stop and think, but what if the mirror’s two-way – the kitchen’s on the other side – and all the chefs are in there looking at me right now, laughing their heads off. When I sit down she says, still not here. Notif...
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Extortion Tuna | myothervoices
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May 13, 2015. I thought that would be the end of it, but two days later it returned, this time with a friend. I said, I can’t keep feeding you. You’re not mine. Its friend gave me a look: it’s too late for that. 8211; Oh, I said, and what are you going to do? The look said, for starters, and off they went. The tiger began to stalk towards the window. 8211; We’re way past that now. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. A Story a Day.
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Guilt | myothervoices
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May 6, 2015. When I was going out with her, she used to be obsessed with moles. She’d hike a t-shirt up to show a vague pinky red dot on her lower back and say, I can’t see it, is that one? Or else peel down a sock and point at some mark on her ankle and say, what do you think, spot or mole? Or put the toenail scissors in her hand? 8211; Well shut the fuck up then. 4 thoughts on “ Guilt. Terence Kuch - Memorable Fancies. May 7, 2015 at 2:21 am. 8220;Mole” has such an unlovely image – some fur...Well what...
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Money Off | myothervoices
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March 11, 2015. 5 thoughts on “ Money Off. March 11, 2015 at 11:24 am. Condoms, hopefully, heh heh . . . March 11, 2015 at 2:12 pm. Thanks. I quite liked that aside too. Terence Kuch - Memorable Fancies. March 20, 2015 at 10:07 pm. Ouch, the voucher! March 24, 2015 at 7:28 pm. Reblogged this on linda lou. March 25, 2015 at 12:14 am. Thanks. Glad you enjoyed it. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). Follow &...