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Idiot proof | Benevolent Snark
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Alleging that snark can be benevolent. August 17, 2010. March 2, 2007, 6:30am, middle of a snowstorm, suffering mild contractions but going to work anyway, pulled over in an empty grocery store parking lot, on my cell phone:. Me: There’s a light on in the car…. Hubs: what is it? Me: It looks like… a vagina. Me: Yeah, it looks like a vagina. Is the car trying to tell me I’m in labor? It’s a vagina light, stupid! 2 Responses to “Idiot proof”. October 28, 2010 at 12:07 pm. December 7, 2010 at 11:47 pm.
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Feelin Kinda Three Fifths | Benevolent Snark
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Alleging that snark can be benevolent. Feelin Kinda Three Fifths. March 17, 2010. Well, here it is buddy, this is where the government keeps tabs on us. It’s our constitutional obligation as a people to be enumerated every ten years. It’s all Article 1 an’ sh…. Oops, that’s right, talking to a kid). Hubs (reading over the document):. You mean we can’t do this online? The Founding Fathers certainly didn’t INTEND to have us use some magical adding machine likely posessed by evil spirits. Are We There Yet?
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I love you kissing monster | Benevolent Snark
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Alleging that snark can be benevolent. I love you kissing monster. March 3, 2010. Three years ago right now I was pushing you out into the world. You’re welcome. Age 3 on 3/3, you lucky bastard! Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Email (Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. Notify me of new comments via email.
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Overheard in the Potty | Benevolent Snark
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Alleging that snark can be benevolent. Overheard in the Potty. September 14, 2010. Shorty, sitting on the potty and talking to Daddy:. 8220;Boys have penises. And girls have…. 8230; girls have two butts.”. You know something, pal? You smell an awful lot like flowers. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Email (Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. Stickiest of the Icky ».
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Love First~Live Incidentally: 3 Years Ago
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Love First Live Incidentally. I try to live my life based on Zelda Fitzgerald's quote. I think peanut butter and chocolate are the most heavenly combination. I hate being judged based on my age. I live in Steamboat Springs, CO. I love fruit! I have a real person job as an accountant. And most of all, I love my man :). Saturday, May 23, 2009. Grandma, I love you and I miss you. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Steamboat Springs, Colorado, United States. Well, what can I say? But I'm doing just fine.
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Love First~Live Incidentally: Finally, Hallelujah!
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Love First Live Incidentally. I try to live my life based on Zelda Fitzgerald's quote. I think peanut butter and chocolate are the most heavenly combination. I hate being judged based on my age. I live in Steamboat Springs, CO. I love fruit! I have a real person job as an accountant. And most of all, I love my man :). Sunday, April 26, 2009. S-l-e-e-p. I finally got some sleep. And I only had to get up twice. Hallelujah! I actually couldn't believe my eyes when I woke up the last time; it was 10:50.
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Love First~Live Incidentally: Good News!
http://lovefirstliveincidentally.blogspot.com/2009/07/good-news.html
Love First Live Incidentally. I try to live my life based on Zelda Fitzgerald's quote. I think peanut butter and chocolate are the most heavenly combination. I hate being judged based on my age. I live in Steamboat Springs, CO. I love fruit! I have a real person job as an accountant. And most of all, I love my man :). Tuesday, July 7, 2009. I got the results of my latest MRI, and they're fantastic! The tumor also has some water in it, which is consistent with tumor necrosis (meaning it's dying! Dragonfly...
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Love First~Live Incidentally: July 2008
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Love First Live Incidentally. I try to live my life based on Zelda Fitzgerald's quote. I think peanut butter and chocolate are the most heavenly combination. I hate being judged based on my age. I live in Steamboat Springs, CO. I love fruit! I have a real person job as an accountant. And most of all, I love my man :). Friday, July 11, 2008. The Family Comes to Visit. Mom, Dad, and Bri came to visit for the Fourth of July Weekend. Mom and Dad in the gondola. Taking a break on the hike. So, here I am gradu...
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Love First~Live Incidentally: June 2008
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Love First Live Incidentally. I try to live my life based on Zelda Fitzgerald's quote. I think peanut butter and chocolate are the most heavenly combination. I hate being judged based on my age. I live in Steamboat Springs, CO. I love fruit! I have a real person job as an accountant. And most of all, I love my man :). Wednesday, June 25, 2008. Nate came to visit! It was perfect weather and the perfect 2.5 days together. Although not nearly long enough! In my apartment before heading out to explore. So, h...
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i’ve reached my goal | it's a baby thing
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In case you wanted to know. It’s a baby thing. I’ve reached my goal. February 16, 2009 · Filed under Uncategorized. But don’t let that stop you! Did you see the March for Babies link on the right? If you’ve already donated, THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! It is very much appreciated. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. Like what you see?