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27 things that happen to single people at weddings | The Guyliner
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Dates I’ve been on. Other places to find me. 27 things that happen to single people at weddings. May 10, 2015. It’s the noise every singleton dreads in the summer that gentle thud on the doormat. Yes, it’s a wedding invitation with your name on it. Even if you’re given the opportunity to take a 1 with you, flying solo at a wedding can be a harrowing experience. And at least one of these things at. Is totally guaranteed to happen to any single person at a wedding. This person is boring. 7 You get too drunk.
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Beware the flirtatious straight man – six types to look out for | The Guyliner
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Dates I’ve been on. Other places to find me. Beware the flirtatious straight man six types to look out for. March 19, 2014. When you are growing up a future gay, you learn very quickly that your relationships with straight men are never going to be anything other than complex. Many a time I have spent a puzzling fifteen minutes in a kitchen full of vodka bottles, while a straight guy slinks around me like smoke from Marlene Dietrich’s fiftieth cigarette of the evening. But as more boys move away from a f...
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Brief encounters | The Guyliner
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Dates I’ve been on. Other places to find me. Category Archives: Brief encounters. The straight boy in the cowshed. January 17, 2016. Tallulah Bankhead, a famously hedonistic film star of yore once said, “They say it’s the good girls who keep diaries. The bad girls never have the time”. And she probably had a point. Somebody needs French lessons, je crois. 8221; scrawled across the bottom. The first crush is the deepest. April 26, 2015. I once read a brilliant interview with the ever-awkward Simon Amstell.
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25 terrible men you should never date | The Guyliner
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Dates I’ve been on. Other places to find me. 25 terrible men you should never date. July 26, 2015. Dating blogs are full of advice and this one is no exception. All the others talk nonsense though about. You should follow and how you have to do X so that you look more Y. Ignore them all. Disconnect the internet. You need only one piece of dating advice today. And it is this. You should never date a man who. 1 Tells you that you have the same number of hours in a day as Beyoncé. And worst of all, offers.
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In Gay Times | The Guyliner
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Dates I’ve been on. Other places to find me. For those of you wanting a more permanent record of my scribblings, or just something you want to hold in your hands, you can usually find me in the pages of GT (Gay Times) Magazine. I also have an online advice page, attempting to help with readers’ relationship or dating dilemmas. Seriously. Find previous articles on the GT website. See the Gay Times website. For details on when the next edition is due. One thought on “In Gay Times”. August 6, 2012 at 9:15 am.
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How to be 39 | The Guyliner
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Dates I’ve been on. Other places to find me. How to be 39. August 2, 2015. I never used to understand why people lied about their age. I didn’t bother. It seemed to me utterly unimportant, and while I pretended to choke with panic on my 30th birthday it felt like something I was supposed to do and spoke in hushed tones about turning 40 one day, my age, the actual number, being older, never unsettled me. I was mystified. You have? Well, why didn’t you ask? Well, it’s not exactly the done thing, is it?
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Five men you think you want to date (but actually really, really don’t) | The Guyliner
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Dates I’ve been on. Other places to find me. Five men you think you want to date (but actually really, really don’t). February 9, 2013. Mr Neat And Tidy. He’s never got a hair out of place and his flat is a monument to order and hygiene. Why you think you want him:. A man who cleans up after himself is the rarest of beasts; to find one is surely the holy grail of dating. Imagine all those gleaming surfaces you can have sex on! Why you really don’t want him:. Mr Puts You First. Why you think you want him:.
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10 reasons being a Gay Best Friend sucks | The Guyliner
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Dates I’ve been on. Other places to find me. 10 reasons being a Gay Best Friend sucks. July 12, 2015. Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. It seems we have reached the end of an era. According to today’s Sunday Times’ Style magazine barometer of what’s hot and what’s o-v-a-h. The GBF (Gay Best Friend) is done, replaced by the BMF Best Man Friend. I know Gok Wan has done a sterling job of convincing women that gay men care about your clothes, ladies, but guess what? We don’t. All we care ...If the ...
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Follow-ups | The Guyliner
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Dates I’ve been on. Other places to find me. The breakup: Matthew the hot controller. July 15, 2014. Until my current relationship, I had always believed there was a price to pay for going out with a beautiful man. Matthew was beautiful, there was no getting away from that. From that very first date. In fairness, he’d warned me that he had left endless broken hearts behind him. But I mistook it as an attempt to get sympathy, and also a challenge. While I knew in my heart he was only good for one nigh...