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Schlockbuster Video: Somebody Sure Doesn't Like Cats
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Sunday, May 21, 2006. Somebody Sure Doesn't Like Cats. Othing gets the Schlockbuster juices flowing like good, old-fashioned procrastination. Rather than putting more time into the sinking ship known as MCAT preparation, I bunkered down on this Sunday afternoon to take in an On-Demand Blue Plate Special: Steven King's. Admittedly, it was kind of awesome, and right from the get go. The film starts with an excerpt from the. Chillicoathe Encyclopedia of Arcane Knowledge. 1st ed, 1884): "Sleepwalkers;. The v...
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Schlockbuster Video: Coming Soon
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Tuesday, February 21, 2006. It's not entirely easy to make it a Schlockbuster night. As many of you know, it is deceptively difficult to select the right kind. Of bad movie. We've all been burned by a Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot. Or two - movies that promised legendary depths of "badness" but failed to achieve that nearly indescribable, uproariously flamboyant variety of terrible that turns a late eighties vanity project into a beloved treasure. Let's be honest with ourselves - Battlefield Earth.
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Schlockbuster Video: May 2006
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Sunday, May 21, 2006. Somebody Sure Doesn't Like Cats. Othing gets the Schlockbuster juices flowing like good, old-fashioned procrastination. Rather than putting more time into the sinking ship known as MCAT preparation, I bunkered down on this Sunday afternoon to take in an On-Demand Blue Plate Special: Steven King's. Admittedly, it was kind of awesome, and right from the get go. The film starts with an excerpt from the. Chillicoathe Encyclopedia of Arcane Knowledge. 1st ed, 1884): "Sleepwalkers;. The v...
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Schlockbuster Video: Dude, Your Piton Is Showing
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Saturday, March 11, 2006. Dude, Your Piton Is Showing. There's one thing humanity ought to have learned from non-fiction adventure paperbacks, documentaries and. It is that K2 kills you dead. Admittedly I only saw the last 3/4 of this high-flying, adventurous drama. You might say I watched it because "It was there.". Hung-over afternoon, sun filtering in through the shades, watching FX, the basic cable equivalent of a yardsale. Author's note: I still don't know why Cyril was on the mountain].
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Schlockbuster Video: Daddy, You Live In A Cave
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Sunday, March 12, 2006. Daddy, You Live In A Cave. Well, for starters,. Offers up three shots of Samuel L. Jackson's ass (pliant after all these years) and one SLJ junk shot (in profile, thank god). The cast. SLJ plays a homeless Julliard almost-graduate named Romulus Ledbetter, which might be the least believable fictitious name. Other Random Awesome Things. The first line of the film, also delivered by SLJ, is "Don't you watch me! You think you gonna get inside my brain and see a show? And the credit s...
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Schlockbuster Video: Meet the Press, Part I
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Tuesday, February 28, 2006. Meet the Press, Part I. If Schlockbuster Video were only accessible from, say, my blog, then I'd just skip the introduction and move straight on to the meat and potatoes- the criticism. However, as we're likely to be getting traffic through my co-creators blogs, I figure some introductions are in order. Howdy! Wait- two ironic assholes writing under the same roof? And we share a toilet! Moving on. Schlockbuster Video. What does it mean? A) Limited Star Power. The dim star can ...
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Schlockbuster Video: February 2006
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Tuesday, February 28, 2006. Meet the Press, Part I. If Schlockbuster Video were only accessible from, say, my blog, then I'd just skip the introduction and move straight on to the meat and potatoes- the criticism. However, as we're likely to be getting traffic through my co-creators blogs, I figure some introductions are in order. Howdy! Wait- two ironic assholes writing under the same roof? And we share a toilet! Moving on. Schlockbuster Video. What does it mean? A) Limited Star Power. The dim star can ...
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Schlockbuster Video: March 2006
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Sunday, March 12, 2006. Daddy, You Live In A Cave. Well, for starters,. Offers up three shots of Samuel L. Jackson's ass (pliant after all these years) and one SLJ junk shot (in profile, thank god). The cast. SLJ plays a homeless Julliard almost-graduate named Romulus Ledbetter, which might be the least believable fictitious name. Other Random Awesome Things. The first line of the film, also delivered by SLJ, is "Don't you watch me! You think you gonna get inside my brain and see a show? And the credit s...