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Steve Dix, Comedian : Weblog
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Steve Dix. Comedian? The second-to-last Page on The Internet. 09032012 13:29 - New Gigs! I'll be performing on March 13th at FCIK in Bonn at "Der Goldene Engel" Kesselgasse 1, 53111. In English, and at "Hollywood's Comedy Nights" on the 14th at Flanagan's Irish Pub. In my capacity as Video Producer. I'll also be performing up at Duisburg in Lars-Josef's comedy show on the 23rd. If any promoters would like to get in touch, please look at the "Contact" page. Momentary Lapses of Insanity. The Food Of Goats.
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Steve Dix, Comedian : Weblog
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Steve Dix. Comedian? Shamelessly Attempting To Manipulate Google Page-ranks. 02032012 22:56 - It'sall a mess. This site, I mean. I'm afraid that everything on here has all gone a bit pie-shaped, due to various problems not being fixed properly. I made a disastrous attempt to upgrade the site about 6 months ago, and it fell foul of 1und1's php4/5 problem. I've now discovered how to fix that, but the backend remains a bit difficult to use. In the meantime, life is somewhat difficult. The World of Jill Twiss.
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Steve Dix, Comedian : Weblog
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Steve Dix. Comedian? This page intentionally left not blank. 09032011 08:49 - Carnival! German men come from miles around to experience the unique beauty of the "Kölsche Mädels" and to try and drunkenly shag them. For this reason, during "Weiberfaßstnacht" the town is overrun by ugly German women searching for drunken German men. Hence the traditional cry of "Alaaf! Which, roughly translated means "Shit! Momentary Lapses of Insanity. The World of Jill Twiss. James and the Blue Cat. The Wildman of Wivenhoe.
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Steve Dix, Comedian : Weblog
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Steve Dix. Comedian? The second-to-last Page on The Internet. 09072011 17:36 - Midpoint. We're halfway through the year, and gigs haven't been as plentiful as I'd like. Why? So all in all, I'm a little bit down in the dumps which is why the funny hasn't been appearing as often as I'd like here. Momentary Lapses of Insanity. The World of Jill Twiss. James and the Blue Cat. The Wildman of Wivenhoe. The Food Of Goats.
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Steve Dix, Comedian : Weblog
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Steve Dix. Comedian? Oh My God, what am I DOING with my life? I could have been an Astronaut! 13062011 16:46 - Planet X. One of the things that could conceivably run everyone’s day is an Asteroid strike. We’ve had a couple of close calls already, like the Asteroid that hit Siberia. But the thing is, we get hit by debris from Space all the time. Most of it burns up in the atmosphere. But anything big enough cause problems is being tracked by NASA. Except for Planet X. Now, lets ask ourselves which is like...
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Steve Dix, Comedian : Weblog
http://www.stevedix.de/blog/881
Steve Dix. Comedian? This page intentionally left not blank. 30082011 00:00 - Reassembly is a Reversal of the Disassembly Procedure. I've invented a generic Bruce Springsteen song - it goes -. Car euphemism, car euphemism, car euphemism, River.". Have you ever noticed that Bruce Springsteen gets a bit too over-technical when he sings about cars? Momentary Lapses of Insanity. The World of Jill Twiss. James and the Blue Cat. The Wildman of Wivenhoe. The Food Of Goats.
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Steve Dix, Comedian : Weblog
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Steve Dix. Comedian? Suffering delusions of adequacy since 2003. 09032012 13:29 - New Gigs! I'll be performing on March 13th at FCIK in Bonn at "Der Goldene Engel" Kesselgasse 1, 53111. In English, and at "Hollywood's Comedy Nights" on the 14th at Flanagan's Irish Pub. In my capacity as Video Producer. I'll also be performing up at Duisburg in Lars-Josef's comedy show on the 23rd. If any promoters would like to get in touch, please look at the "Contact" page. Momentary Lapses of Insanity.
stevedix.de
Steve Dix, Comedian : Weblog
http://www.stevedix.de/blog/876
Steve Dix. Comedian? God is a comedian, and we are all his punchlines. 23032011 07:26 - It Was Thirty Years Ago Today, We Would Program The Day Away. Sometimes, though, I miss those days. Momentary Lapses of Insanity. The World of Jill Twiss. James and the Blue Cat. The Wildman of Wivenhoe. The Food Of Goats.
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Steve Dix, Comedian : Weblog
http://www.stevedix.de/blog/882
Steve Dix. Comedian? Have you EVER tried restringing a left-handed electric 12? 01122011 14:35 - Quis Custodiet ipsos Custodies? Or, "Who Watches The Watchers? In 1948, George Orwell predicted a totalitarian state where everyone was watched for signs of weakness. In 1968, Andy Warhol predicted that everyone would be famous for 15 minutes. In the 2nd decade of the 21st Century, those two predictions started to collide rather unpredictably. We've all had weak moments where we've said things we have later r...
