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Lauren Ashley: 2005-11-20

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Most of this blog will be about farting and pooping. Tuesday, November 22, 2005. What Happened To Sobriety? What a week, my lovers. Once again, a week comes and goes without posting. And once again, Brandon. Came and went within this week. They're leaving for a month to go on tour with The (International) Noise Conspiracy. Check out their tour dates, kiddies! It's bound to be amazing. After the show, Hannah. And I trekked a few blocks in the cold rain to Max Fish to meet with Jenne, Joe and Brandon.

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Lauren Ashley: 2006-01-08

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Most of this blog will be about farting and pooping. Wednesday, January 11, 2006. A blog is coming. ALL OVER YOUR FACES! No, I swear, I'm writing a blog very soon. There will be lots of pictures and anecdotes. A crap ton of happenings has left me busier than a whore in Hunt's Point. Has anyone ever seen that HBO special on the hookers of Hunt's Point? God that was hilarious. AND Hunt's Point is close to where I went to college! Posted by lauren ashley @ 11:32 PM. New York, New York. Ivy League on Myspace.

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Lauren Ashley: 2005-12-11

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Most of this blog will be about farting and pooping. Friday, December 16, 2005. Just A Random Thought. So, we're all getting nervous about the transit strike in NYC. I thought about how i would be pretty safe because I live and work in Williamsburg, but hey, I've been given my own store in the city! We all know that the last transit strike was in 1980. People had to find ways to get to work and I had a vision of thousands of people on rollerskates. Where better to get your gear? Wednesday, December 21st.

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Lauren Ashley: 2005-10-30

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Most of this blog will be about farting and pooping. Thursday, November 03, 2005. I have an excuse. I swear. My lack of blogging is due to my recent kidnapping by a really skinny creature with large eyes and dark hair! OK, I admit it. Brandon came home. We sort of cooped ourselves up. He's leaving again tomorrow for a short tour in England. If you happen to live in England, be sure to check out Nightmare of You. STOP EATING OUT AND ORDERING IN. Smack some sense into me! STOP TAKING CABS EVERYWHERE! Don't...

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Lauren Ashley: Life, or something like it.

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Most of this blog will be about farting and pooping. Tuesday, January 31, 2006. Life, or something like it. I went to a pool party. We got wet. Invited Michelle and I to Florida. How could we resist? New Years Eve on the beach made us smile.A LOT. I touched a dead shark. When sushi looks like boobies, it tastes like HEAVEN. Oh, Sushi Samba, how I miss thee. This was in January. JANUARY! Welcome home. I stole Hannah's. Poloroid and her digital camera one night. I went to Brian's. I like robot love. In The...

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Lauren Ashley: 2005-10-23

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Most of this blog will be about farting and pooping. Tuesday, October 25, 2005. Those 85 roach traps that I set in the apartment started finally working! But, alas, while sitting in my kitchen, I saw a little fluffly gray ball scurry by. Oh, a mouse. That explains it. He's eating the roaches. Well, do I set a mouse trap and deal with the roaches again, or do I let the fur ball demolish the roach nest? I opted for letting the mouse hang out. I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE YOU LEFT IT THERE! Well, these are sympt...

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Lauren Ashley: 2005-11-06

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Most of this blog will be about farting and pooping. Thursday, November 10, 2005. This Blog is Dedicated to Drew Conrad. Why is it dedicated to him? Because for an entire week now, he has been bugging me to write a blog about him. He loves me and wants to have my babies. And he should get me a bartending job at Movida because he's the bar manager there. That was from 11-12. They're regular price now.". Thanks, Drew. Thanks. Are you happy now, Drew? Until then, folks! Posted by lauren ashley @ 8:28 PM.

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Lauren Ashley: 2006-02-12

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Most of this blog will be about farting and pooping. Sunday, February 12, 2006. This is the perfect time to waste on the internet. Yeah, I'm at work. There's a blizzard out there and two feet of snow on the ground, but here I am! Maybe I'll dance around in my underwear or something. What? It's not like anyone is gonna come in today or anything! So, speaking of work.you wanna hear what goes on? Hey, I'm still a blonde at heart.) But, the other day, I walked in and the store looked AWESOME! It's like a bla...

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Lauren Ashley: 2005-12-04

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Most of this blog will be about farting and pooping. Thursday, December 08, 2005. Oh, MyOpenBar.com, Where Would We Drink Without You? Considering MyOpenBar.com has so generously given us reasons to get drunk for free, let's give them a little love. Http:/ www.gridskipper.com/travel/gridskipper/index.php. Vote for MyOpenBar.com! Posted by lauren ashley @ 12:47 PM. Tuesday, December 06, 2005. A Dinner Fit For a King, A Dessert Fit For Mike Tyson. Yesterday was Rob Hitt's. Man, that boy knows how to cook.