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Unemployment: Couples Brunch: Part 1
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Watch Matt devolve into his 14 year old self, with less disposable income. Saturday, November 2, 2013. Couples Brunch: Part 1. It was a Sunday morning like any other. I lay in blissful slumber, dreaming non-erotically of my girlfriend's body with Tupac Shakur's head. A recurring and completely non-sexual dream. Suddenly, I felt a gentle nudge on my arm. It was my girlfriend, Michelle- with her regular head. Mattit's time to get up." she whispered softly. I sprung up, alert and attentive. Ready for the day.
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Unemployment: February 2013
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Watch Matt devolve into his 14 year old self, with less disposable income. Saturday, February 9, 2013. Requiem for MILF Island. Whom I'm hoping will resurface at some point in the The First 48. Marathon my roommate and I are planning for Valentine's Day. Ordinarily, I'd rush to see the series finale of any television show, even if it wasn't the last episode of the best network sitcom of the past two decades. ( Arrested Development. Flipping off a light switch. Are too callous to offer. Typically, in the ...
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Unemployment: September 2012
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Watch Matt devolve into his 14 year old self, with less disposable income. Thursday, September 13, 2012. When Liz met Jesse. Read the back of the cardboard VHS sleeve. "HOLY SHIT WHAT DOES HAPPEN? Responded my 8 year old brain. Liz Lemon and Jesse Pinkman. By night (Jesse's idea), with Jesse taking the graveyard shift well after Liz's 7:30 PM bedtime. Strengths as a Couple:. Missionary, with Liz in a pantsuit and Jesse completely naked- -except for the beanie. Don Draper and Jess from New Girl. Jess nods...
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Unemployment: July 2013
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Watch Matt devolve into his 14 year old self, with less disposable income. Wednesday, July 10, 2013. Terrorist Reluctantly Switching to Chrome Incognito. To be honest, this has been a huge pain in my ass," said Abdullah. " You. Try to remember your log-in information for every one of your goddamn student loans. It's not easy. I should have consolidated.". At first I thought, alright, how hard can this be? I still have access to my bookmarks, I know my YouTube username by heart- TheCowardlyZion443.".
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Unemployment: December 2012
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Watch Matt devolve into his 14 year old self, with less disposable income. Monday, December 3, 2012. Hosting with 'Pac: Thanksgiving. Truth be told, Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday (DON'T TELL SANT A ON 'PAC. Family, food, football ,. What's not to love? But the dirty little secret about Thanksgiving is that it can be an incredibly stressful time for the host. While the rest of the family. Sits back and watches some pigskin. Luckily, yours truly knows a few tips when it come s to hosting a su cc es s.
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Unemployment: May 2013
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Watch Matt devolve into his 14 year old self, with less disposable income. Sunday, May 19, 2013. Countering Gatsby Fad, Sears Launches "Grapes of Wrath" Fashion Line. Elmhurst, Illinois- In a nod to the commercial success of clothing and jewelry inspired by the film adaptation of the The Great Gatsby,. Sears Roebuck and Co. launched its own line of literary-themed apparel this week, paying a sartorial homage to John Steinbeck's classic 1939 novel, The Grapes of Wrath. We're especially excited about the R...
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Unemployment: Requiem for MILF Island
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Watch Matt devolve into his 14 year old self, with less disposable income. Saturday, February 9, 2013. Requiem for MILF Island. Whom I'm hoping will resurface at some point in the The First 48. Marathon my roommate and I are planning for Valentine's Day. Ordinarily, I'd rush to see the series finale of any television show, even if it wasn't the last episode of the best network sitcom of the past two decades. ( Arrested Development. Flipping off a light switch. Are too callous to offer. Typically, in the ...
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Unemployment: March 2013
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Watch Matt devolve into his 14 year old self, with less disposable income. Sunday, March 17, 2013. On the 10th Anniversary of My 18th Birthday. A helpful tip, kids. According to post-sequestration DOE reading standards, you can now substitute your book report on Where The Red Fern Grows. With a screenshot of any online comment thread without the n-word.which applies to 95% of my posts! But what about fans of things without Dave Matthews? Mr Pheeny, how do I roll over my 401(k)? Also, what's a 401(k)?
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Unemployment: Hosting with 'Pac: Thanksgiving
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Watch Matt devolve into his 14 year old self, with less disposable income. Monday, December 3, 2012. Hosting with 'Pac: Thanksgiving. Truth be told, Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday (DON'T TELL SANT A ON 'PAC. Family, food, football ,. What's not to love? But the dirty little secret about Thanksgiving is that it can be an incredibly stressful time for the host. While the rest of the family. Sits back and watches some pigskin. Luckily, yours truly knows a few tips when it come s to hosting a su cc es s.
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Unemployment: Live from New York, it's....mediocrity!
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Watch Matt devolve into his 14 year old self, with less disposable income. Monday, February 10, 2014. Live from New York, it's.mediocrity! Live from New York, it's.mediocrity. You still watch that? Hasn't been funny since Farley and Sandler. LeftDude have you listened to the Verve yet? My older brother, 1997. You still watch that? Even you admit SNL. My best friend from high school, 2004. You still watch that? Hasn't been funny since Fallon and Fey left.No, Matt, I'm not going to disconnect the Wii.
