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Los Angeles's Notes: June 2006
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Wednesday, June 14, 2006. One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in the pints, and were stuck in the thick heads. The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened. Posted by Kate @ 10:45 PM. View my complete profile.
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Los Angeles's Notes: Ever wonder how the seven dwarfs got their names?
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Friday, July 28, 2006. Ever wonder how the seven dwarfs got their names? Miss Snow White was a randy cow,. And desperate for a fuck. So off she went into the woods,. To try and get some luck! She'd almost given up looking,. When she saw some chimney smoke. Then stumbled on a cottage,. And went in for a poke. Her clothes came off in seconds. And she'd just removed her pants,. When seven Dwarfs came marching in,. With a merry song and dance. Snow White just stood there speechless,. My cunt now needs a lick!
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Los Angeles's Notes: Pets & Animals
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Los Angeles's Notes: Go look at something else
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Friday, July 28, 2006. Go look at something else. Posted by Kate @ 4:36 PM. View my complete profile. Ever wonder how the seven dwarfs got their names? Nicevice.net - NY DATING SERVISE.
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Anna S Central: July 2007
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Friday, July 27, 2007. The silence. . . And shouldn't it be greater than death? Who are we to go unnoticed? The simple shadows of who you once were are all we are now. Do you remember us or does your heart yearn too far to forget? We haunt so gently along your floor, growing tall and fearsome,. Perhaps pulling your eyes to one side to glance behind you. That candlelight will not save you from your regret. We devour the light and it's hopeful promises,. Is because we have devoured your memory as well.
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Anna S Central: June 2007
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Thursday, June 21, 2007. From a diary of a Birthday Celebrant. Last week was my birthday and i didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "happy birthday! And possibly have a present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "happy birthday. "i thought. Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember. I said, "thanks jane, that's the greatest thing i've heard all day. Let's go! After arriving at...
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Los Angeles's Notes: Pub Crawl
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Friday, July 28, 2006. Harry and Paul fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money, all together they came to a staggering 50 pence. Harry: 'Hang on, I've got an idea' - went to the next butchers shop and came out with one large Cumberland Sausage. Paul: 'Are you crazy? Now we haven't got any money left at all'. Harry: 'Don't worry - just follow me' and went into the next pub where he immediately ordered two pints and two large Jack Daniel's. Haven't got any money! Posted by Kate @ 4:28 PM.
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Coffee And Caffeine: March 2007
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Monday, March 19, 2007. Right now, it's raining somewhere in the world. But in another part of the world, it's sunny! Our world has many different kinds of weather. What do people do in this weather? Living in All Kinds of Weather. People live in different kinds of weather all over the world. Look at the map to see where these children live. It Is Very Cold. It is Very Dry. It Is Very Rainy. It Is Very Hot. Welcome to March weather! In many places in the United States. Scholastic News, Mar2007.
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Coffee And Caffeine: July 2007
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Saturday, July 28, 2007. A common college exam. Posted by Ann @ 4:58 PM. Friday, July 27, 2007. Calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, I would like to buy some cyanide. The pharmacist asked, Why in the world do you need cyanide? The lady replied, I need it to poison my husband. The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law!
