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:::Honey from a Telephone::::: Observations suburban kids with biblical names
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Honey from a Telephone: :. Friday, January 19. Observations suburban kids with biblical names. Of late, I have become more aware of the demarkation line between crowded and roomy, though I should not necessarily be surprised by either demographic. Frontiersmen were lugging their covered wagons West long before I figured out that there's a lot more wiggle room once you're to the west of Manneheim. I really don't give a rat's ass about all this except to say that I am truly bothered.
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:::Honey from a Telephone::::: Grasshoppers
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Honey from a Telephone: :. Thursday, August 31. A grasshopper hitched a ride to work with me today. The lonely hitchhiker was first spotted on the cover to the Silver Jew's gas cap. As I entered the car, he hopped all the way to the windshield. Figuring he'd shake off, I started to drive. I was so impressed he stayed put during the rushing 40 mph winds, I decided to have a bit of a chat with him. A little early in the morning to be partaking of mind altering substances, don't you think? No alcohol for me!
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:::Honey from a Telephone::::: On this day, which began (execution day)
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Honey from a Telephone: :. Friday, December 29. On this day, which began (execution day). Dearest patient reader,. Prior to my impassioned apology for a prolonged absense, I must first say a few words to the New Pornographers for making music the new pornograpy, despite reservations from the reserved Reverend. Jimmy Swaggart. Also, many thanks for releasing the new LIVE! Album, which is currently one of the dearest things to me. Did I get sick! There were also the less circulated fables such as the ".
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:::Honey from a Telephone::::: 08/01/2006 - 09/01/2006
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Honey from a Telephone: :. Thursday, August 31. A grasshopper hitched a ride to work with me today. The lonely hitchhiker was first spotted on the cover to the Silver Jew's gas cap. As I entered the car, he hopped all the way to the windshield. Figuring he'd shake off, I started to drive. I was so impressed he stayed put during the rushing 40 mph winds, I decided to have a bit of a chat with him. Tuesday, August 29. But sside from the blatant lies I've just told (. I'm really wearing Old Navy flip flops!
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:::Honey from a Telephone::::: DOWN with the hipsters.
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Honey from a Telephone: :. Monday, July 31. DOWN with the hipsters. This weekend I had five hairy hipster houseguests with one towel to share between them all. They brought pretzel bits, bananas, shredded wheat and beer from new york. The beer was equitable to the amount of a full keg of Molson Canadian (in the large cans). I wonder if there is any left? One wild (way over the top) wedding in grayslake. Very hot there. One hot, hot, hot afternoon at the Pitchforck music festival. Very very hot. Summer's ...
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:::Honey from a Telephone::::: The death of an Anglican
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Honey from a Telephone: :. Sunday, February 11. The death of an Anglican. It is probably not proper to use the phrase "shit hitting the fan" to describe recent catastropihc changes to the Church I've been attending for the past 7 years - but it is the only thing that fits. I'll admit- I have only been to a small handful services since the summer, and only. Lucifer's sinful tunes,". Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). GRASS RABBITS GRASS RABBITS. View my complete profile. The death of an Anglican.
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:::Honey from a Telephone::::: From my window to yours!
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Honey from a Telephone: :. Friday, October 13. From my window to yours! Http:/ www.cnn.com/2006/WEATHER/10/13/ny.snow.ap/index.html. And if the snow, buries my [old] neighborhood. There are a few reasons I miss Buffalo. I must tell you the truth: I thought it would work! Take that you filthy Hipster! I hope I got your "product red" Ipon nano wet too! That plan failed last night, when it snowed so much in Buffalo, I was unable to drive there to enact my special plan. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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:::Honey from a Telephone::::: um.......... oops
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Honey from a Telephone: :. Thursday, August 24. I woke up at 5:30 this morning to the sounds of a thunderstorm. A car alarm across the lot was being set off by the vibrations of thunder, and the sky flickered with an eerie pink-orange glow. I was glad to be inside in a warm bed. I got up to stretch and take a looksy about the courtyard when I saw a strange flashing on my answering machine. "I don't remember getting a call," I said. But somehow, I had received 3! And I had forgotten to let him back inside.
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:::Honey from a Telephone::::: everybody panic at the punk evangelist disco!
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Honey from a Telephone: :. Wednesday, January 3. Everybody panic at the punk evangelist disco! It was a quiet community church, nestled comfortably between the expansive wheatfields of Western New York and the atrociously tourized Niagara Falls. Our family grew up in that church. the church that houses most of my childhood memories. Today's recollection comes from a special evening in the late 1980's when Maynard Neal preached a sermon about the end of the world. New York's very own Nostradamus. So he tr...
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:::Honey from a Telephone::::: 10/01/2006 - 11/01/2006
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Honey from a Telephone: :. Monday, October 16. I miss my Honda. Friday, October 13. From my window to yours! Http:/ www.cnn.com/2006/WEATHER/10/13/ny.snow.ap/index.html. And if the snow, buries my [old] neighborhood. There are a few reasons I miss Buffalo. I must tell you the truth: I thought it would work! Take that you filthy Hipster! I hope I got your "product red" Ipon nano wet too! That plan failed last night, when it snowed so much in Buffalo, I was unable to drive there to enact my special plan.
